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Holy I am so ludi%ly STRONG Whoops, pardon my language That there was some straight up dog pottymouth, and I'm chagrined as you had to hear that Dude Check out my muscles Dude, I am ripped. 100k at me fle% these naughty mother Dude E%cuse me, mister dude Check my muscles, 100k how big I can make them Bro are you getting a gander of my truly e%ceptional I can see your muscles just fine. I am so gosh chiseled Watch me just completely hulk out like this HRRRRRRRRRR Bro, did you see that Did you see my muscles getting all gnarly and ma%ed out Yeah, I saw. What do you think Dirk E%cuse me, Dirk Tell me what you think of my glorious physique, I command you It's pretty ripped. No it's ripped My torso is the fudging ape% of manly grandeur Dude Come feel this What? Come feel my muscles No. Get over here and touch my muscles I'm not touching your goddamn muscles. You absolutely will I'm stacked like a brick house, e%amine me with your hands at once No. Yes No. Yes No. Feel my muscles Absolutely not. Do it. Observe these pectorals, they're off the silly charts My quads would be bananas, if I had any You've got to check this out I really don't. Come feel me up, bro I won't do it. You will I won't. Touch my muscles No. Yes No. Yes No. Yes No.
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