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um k got anything to say... about all that pretty important stuff i said are you alright or is ur face havin some crazy attack of the sads behind those chill as fuck shades is it jake problemz its the jake probbies isnt it its always the jake probbies i s2fg Interesting. oh OHHHH godamnit if i been talking to the responder responder this whole time omffffffg i will shit enough bricks 2 build a FUCKING CHIMNEY It seems you have asked about Lil Hal's chat client auto-responder, Lil Hal Junior. This is an application designed to simulate Lil Hal's otherwise inimitably rad typing style, tone, cadence, personality, and substance of retort while he is away from the computer, which is never. The algorithms are guaranteed to be 0% indistinguishable from Lil Hal's native neurological responses, based on some statistical raw data that is hard as a diamond golem's priceless erection. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKF UCKF UCKFK UCUKFCUFKCUFUCUCUFKFKKFUCUK Hmm. hal you PIECE OF SHIT i know damn well you can hear me as if ur actually too busy to answer youre a damn supercomputer YOU DO NOT NEED YOUR OWN AUTO RESPONDER YOU IDIOT It seems you have asked about Lil Hal's chat client auto-responder, Lil Hal Junior. This is an application designed to simulate Lil Hal's otherwise inimitably rad typing style, tone, cadence, personality, and substance of retort while he is away from the computer, which is never. The algorithms are guaranteed to be 100% indistinguishable from Dirk Strider's brief curmudgeonly responses, based on potent electronumeric analyses which but a few short years ago existed only in the daydreams of our most quixotic writers of science fiction. you are the worst Yes. hal you douche or hal junior whatever it is im talkin to WHERE THE FUCK IS DIRK!!! He's busy.
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