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um yeah so im on derse... wow i am tellin this story as shitty and backwards as possible i got gcatted here and dumped in jail by the b witch and she left an ugly folder full of a thing to do but who cares so i broke out! busted loose as hell from the hag slammer i got this sweet ass ring its so fukkin magic you dont even know REAL magic i mean not the fake shit it put it on... and i turn invisible and also sort of intangible? i jumped right through the wall now im free as a bird a secret bird u cannot see ;) doin secret flaps incognito tweets layin covert eggs in a hush hush nest ;) Interesting. i think that this ring is special like it is maybe helping me get in touch with my voidey powers? even though i kinda didnt know voidey powers were much of a thing til just now see i just had a knockout dream from bonkin my head calliope was there! callie is the coolest omg you should meet her she said a huge villain rumble is going down tomorrow and to get ready for that we should all become god tiers so u have to rocket your ass to derse asnap come w me to the moon then uhhh ill explain what to do when we get there just get over here k? Hmm. ...... yo dirk you busy or what is any of this gettin thru Yes.
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