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Oh, dear God. WHY??? MY POWER HAS GROWN CONSIDERABLY SINCE I LAST JEERED YOU. I HAVE MADE REMARKABLE STRIDES ON MY SACRED JOURNEY TOWARD IMPORTANT ADULTHOOD. ON THIS BULLSHIT PLANET. WHICH USED TO BE YOUR HOME. I HAVE FOUND MANY KEYS. AND UNLOCKED MANY HOLES. AND NOW I CAN SEE MORE. AND LEARN MORE. THAN YOU COULD EVER FUCKING DREAM! How wonderful for you. I don't care how all-seeing and all-powerful you think you are. If your intent is to waste my time with more of your pitiful bullying, you are out of luck. Because that is exactly NOT the sort of crap I am in the mood for today. Toodle-oo!!! WAIT! I THINK I GOT OFF ON THE WRONG FOOT. HOW ABOUT WE. GNAW THAT ONE OFF AND START OVER? I WAS TRYING TO PAY YOU A COMPLIMENT. ?? MY PEOPLE AREN'T MEANT TO LIKE ANYBODY. GET IT? I MEAN, NOT THE WAY HUMANS DO. WE DON'T HAVE THE HUMAN EMOTION CALLED "LOVEKHEKLFSDKF". AND WE SPONTANEOUSLY START MASHING KEYS. WHEN WE ARE FORCED TO EVEN TYPE THE WORD. ALL OUR RELATIONSHIPS ARE DICTATED BY THE MIRACLE OF HATRED. SO WHEN I USE BAD WORDS TOWARD YOU. THAT'S JUST ME SAYING THINGS TO TRY TO KNOW YOU BETTER. LIKE. "SOCIALLYUOIPY". AS A. *SHUDDER* A... "FRIENDJISJFDJISJSDKFLDJSDKLJF".
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