Jane: Answer.
undyingUmbrage [uu] began jeering gutsyGumshoe [GG] CROCKER. HEY IT'S ME. REMEMBER ME? What the? TUMUT OOPS NO. *HOLDS SHIFT.* *NOSTALGICALLY.* tumut YESSSS. Oh, you have GOT to be kidding me. You are the absolute last person I want to hear from right now. And the bottom of that list is pretty competitive territory at the moment! DON'T BE LIKE THAT. YOU STUPID EARTH COW. HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO BE BECOMING FRIENDS. IF YOU RECOIL FROM MY OLIVE BRANCH. LIKE I'M FLAILING A WITHERED MUMMY'S SEVERED LIMB IN YOUR DIRECTION. I don't want us to become friends! We all thought you were gone for good. And we liked it that way! Please don't tell me you've found a second wind of petty trolling in you. HEY. I DON'T TROLL. I *JEER*. GET IT RIGHT. TROLLING IS FOR LOSERS. LOSERS SPECIFICALLY WHO ARE TROLLS. Whatever. And what's with the ugly green text? Reading your malformed sentence fragments was unpleasant enough as it was. I BORROWED IT FROM MY SISTER. AND SHUT UP. IT LOOKS GREAT. AND IS NO UGLIER THAN YOU. WHO I CAN SEE NOW WITH EASE. FOR THE RECORD. "Whom" you can see, moron. And no, you can't! Calliope said you couldn't see us at all in our game session. So I think you're lying! AM I REALLY. WHEN RIGHT NOW I AM LOOKING AT A HOMELY FEMALE IN DUMB BLUE PANTS. SULKING IN A GRAY PLACE. TYPING ON A COMPUTER WITH A STRANGE HUMAN FACE?
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