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ok god was just tryin to cheer you up take ur mind off whatever the hell that was you werent serious about calling off the party were you here let me just get the chess guys to help put the table back on the roof and maybe salvage the cake out of that sand dune over there... aaaaand NOPE the chess guys just finished eatin it lets just bake another k? NO, I WAS SERIOUS! I'M NOT... I'm not in the mood for a party anymore. so it sounds like u got jaked >:( why yes that is the face of a girl who just got english'd with extreme prejudice he was a block head and forgot your birthday didnt he im sorry jane Yeah, me too. Can we maybe not rehash the whole terrible conversation though?? yeah we dont have to just maybe try not to hold whatever dumb shit he said against him forever? thats just how the guy is its like he doesnt mean to be a douche but its just kind of a byproduct of the whole ridiculous jake english experience like his dunkass shenanigans leave behind a residue that looks like douche and tastes like douche but it aint the real thing? like douche substitute "i cant believe its not douche" um im just trying to say not terrible things about him in hopes you dont start hating each other but i guess this isnt what you wanna hear now >:( soooo yeah i guess jakes dumpin dirk soon? hahah like the writing wasnt so on the wall with those two from day one poor dirk ive wanted to say something to prepare him for that but never had the heart to bring it up i guess? what can u do.... hey but the silver lining is i mean if you can forgive him for shitting on your bday and stuff maybe this is finally your chance to make a play 4 the j man?? ehhhh??? ;) 3833 < 38D ROXY, PLEASE. AS IF THAT ISN'T THE FURTHEST THING FROM MY MIND RIGHT NOW! I AM SO DONE WITH THAT WHOLE TRAIN OF THOUGHT. so you really think youre just completely over him? YESSIREE! IF JAKE'S THE RAINBOW, THEN JUST CALL ME A LITTLE HOUSE FROM KANSAS! WHEEEEEE! wait rly as in like you dont give a shit if he dates anybody or MMMMMMMHM!!! i seeee iiiiiinteresting! 3833 < 38O WAIT... WHAT??
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