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Ay caramba. What in tarnation is the matter jane? WHAT'S THE MATTER? WHAT'S THE MATTER??? I AM SICK. AND FUCKING TIRED. TO DEATH . OF YOUR INSUFFERABLE BLITHERING BULLSHIT!!!!!! Whoa there. You seem really worked up. Maybe we should just calm down and talk this through like sensible adults? Also youre going kinda heavy on the caps there arent you? Sort of makes it seem like your shouting. Just saying. I AM SHOUTING! THERE ARE LITERAL SHOUTS OF ANGER COMING OUT OF MY ACTUAL MOUTH, AND THEY ARE DIRECTED AT YOU! Yikes. Well ok then. Can you tell me why youre so upset with me? Is it because i forgot your birthday party? Because i do feel awful about that. OH MY GOD. WHY ARE YOU SO CLUELESS? I CAN'T STAND IT! Really i feel like a tool about forgetting. You know how i am. I forget stuff. I mean... Shucks buster. If i knew how to make it up to you i would. If it ameliorates matters any i am sighing pretty much the shucksiest buster of contrition i can manage. IT'S NOT ABOUT MY BIRTHDAY!!! THE FACT THAT YOU FORGOT CERTAINLY DOESN'T HELP, BUT THAT'S NOT IT. SEE, YOU JUST DON'T GET IT! OH, AND COULD YOU PLEASE STOP SAYING SHUCKS BUSTER?! SHUCKS BUSTER WAS MY THING! AND YOU STOLE IT! I thought shucks buster was... Sorta our thing? NO, IT WAS MY THING, BUT I ALLOWED IT TO BE OUR THING! BACK WHEN YOU USED TO GIVE A SHIT! BUT NOW IT'S JUST MINE, AND YOU CAN'T HAVE IT ANYMORE! Uhh. Ok? I suppose i could go with shoot buddy. Or... Fudge junior? ................. Or maybe forgo an analogous catch phrase altogether heh. But i clearly stepped in it big time with you and id really like to know what i did.
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