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Dude! Where you at, man. Wait. Which computer are you using? I'm not comfortable knowing my words could be hovering over Cage's clownish, sort of gaunt face. Could you maybe switch back to naked blue chicks as your exclusive desktop fodder? TIA. But yeah. I don't know if you just want a little solitude. Or if maybe you finally just got like, A case of Strider fatigue. I could understand that. I mean, not to get all neurotic on you. I'm just saying I get it, if that's what's going on. But for real, if you gotta sneak away for a few days, that's cool. Just might be kind of dope if you at least would let me know which planet you scurried off to. And by dope I guess I mean considerate? Really not trying to be a drag here. Wondering what's up is all. Want to meet up soon? I found a really promising tomb we could raid. Looks like it runs hella deep. If I've got the specs right, could run as deep as the Lion's Mouth itself. But without all the fuckin' fire to deal with. Wait, I mean Lion's Mouth . Gotta underline that key shit. Always forget. Figure it should take a couple days to make it to the bottom. Only a day if we both go limp and just fall the whole way down the stairs. Ignoring literally every sage warning we've ever received about those treacherous plummetation zigzags. Just tumbling on down in a floppy limbed trance like a couple of puppets in a race arranged by some drunk gamblers. If you're into another expedition, head to LOTAK and hit me up. Just don't forget your mask this time. The deeper we go, the worse it gets, remember? Could be some unreal grist down there. More puzzle shit. Loads of skeletons. Pack your guns dog.
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