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like i was under attack there my colony was burning and i remember dying and i think jane must have died too? she was on derse but i have no idea how she got there i dunno if jake died too or what all i know is ppl were just dying their asses off left and right the b line is we were all in some shit dirk i think must have killed himself and like shipped his own head to jake on makeout mountain but dirk also kissed me it would seem while i was too dead to notice UNFORTUNATELY :c but then i woke up on derse which was gettin worked over by the red shit too and there jane was all lyin there bloodily and heart breakingly and probably dead so i knew i had to kiss her but god i feel so pathetic but i just couldnt do it for some reason? i wanted to but i guess the blood grossed me out and im a total disgrace of a friend i dont think ill tell her because its too embarrassing then dirk wakes up and kicks my squeamish butt out the way and kisses her even in spite of his superhuman gayness because he sucks less as a hero and then were blasting off suddenly on his fuckin rocket and i dont even KNOW whats happening but its all so awesome and we scoot by somewhere and pick jane up in her yellow dress and now SHES flying with us screamin the whole time hahahaha and then we get to jakes place and shit everywhere is on fire and hes asleep there so dirk splashes him with a bucket of ocean and tells me and jane to hide?? so we do and jake wakes up and starts arguing with dirks gross head from the fucking future and climbs up on this stone wall for some reason and just starts making out with the head while the volcano explodes??? jane and i are like what the absolute FUCK while dirks just there with his bucket all like 'yup' then we ollied out of that popsicle stand so now here we are wow that story is a goddamn mess what did i even just say
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