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ok yes, that practical joke is in poor taste, but you should try to calm down and... NO, SCREW THAT, I AM SUPER PISSED OFF ABOUT THIS! THERE IS ONLY ONE WAY TO SETTLE THIS, AND THAT IS WITH AN OLD FASHIONED BEATDOWN. WHERE'S MY HAMMER!!!!! um which one? ANY OLD HAMMER! WHATEVER. IT COULD BE A HAMMER FROM THE BARGAIN BIN OF A HARDWARE STORE FOR ALL I CARE. JUST GIVE ME ANYTHING THAT'S FIT FOR CLOBBERING A GHOST BOTTOMED DICK FACE WHO'S ALSO A BIRD. sigh
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