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why is he such a basket case? he's like regular dave, but like, aloof enigma edition. maybe it's because he's part bird? i think becoming a bird and a sprite did something weird to him. i dont think being a bird ever bothered him like i said... its all more complicated than that normal dave was so much more level headed. i have to admit, i spend a lot of time wondering what he and rose are up to. me too ehh... maybe it's for the best he broke up with you. why? well, what kind of future do you think you would have with him? he's a sprite. like really, what even is a sprite? how long do they live? will he still be around if we win the new game we are allegedly trying to get to? i dont know there are a lot of things we don't know. and also... how do things even work if you marry a sprite? what do you mean i mean... ok, he has a ghost butt, for one thing. uh so a GHOST BUTT, jade! SO WHAT IF HE HAS A GHOST BUTT!!!!! i'm just saying... WHATEVER YOURE JUST SAYING, JUST STOP SAYING IT! and whatever youre trying to gesture with your hands there, stop doing that too! what? no, i was just... nope!!! totally not talking about this but put your hands down john
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