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look. i love nic cage. he is basically my hero, ok? but i'm kind of just realizing now that he is EMBARRASSINGLY BAD in this movie! he is just doing this corny parody of a southern guy who is down on his luck, and acts "charming" with his goofy accent and stuff. some things i used to think were so badass are just coming off as ridiculous now. can you believe that one time we were watching this movie, when he said "put the bunny back in the box" i actually high fived my dad? this time that line just made me roll my eyes. there's so much crappy dialogue! "cyrus, this is your barbecue, and it tastes good..." arrgh! but he was trying to sound like a hardened criminal to win the trust of john malkovich! jade, please. it was a cheesy line, don't be so naive. what!! you spent your whole life worshiping this dumb movie and now youre calling ME naive???? ok, i'm sorry. i guess in fairness to you, you have only just begun to climb the steep learning curve of this vexing and hypnotic film. but i am no longer bound by its spell, jade. oh god vexing and hypnotic?? its a movie full of explosions about a guy with a mullet what is with you lately? you seem to be in such a crappy mood these days i am fine. this MOVIE is what's crappy these days. oh bluh bluh can we just finish the rest of the movie?
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