Be Dirk.
OK. SAY WHAT YOu WILL. ABOuT THE BITCHES. AND THE BRAIN DAMAGED JACKASS IN SHORTS. BuT. THE DIRK HuMAN IS A PRETTY COOL GuY. HE GETS THINGS DONE. AND ISN'T AFRAID TO FuCK SOME SHIT uP. LIKE. HE ACTuALLY LISTENS. TO STuFF THAT'S IMPORTANT FOR A DuDE TO GET OFF HIS CHEST. YOu KNOW. HE *GETS* EXACTLY THAT WHICH THE BITCHES CAN NEVER uNDERSTAND. I GuESS WHAT I MEAN IS. HE REALLY KNOWS WHAT IT MEANS. TO TRuLY BE A BRO. OH FuCK. WAS I JuST "FAN GIRLING" TOO HARD THERE?
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