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well ty for finally confiding in me calilope *calliope sorrey yoU're welcome. it is good to get it off my chest. bUt i am primarily telling yoU this as a last resort, in hopes of saving myself. yoU see, this rUle between me and my brother is a kind of trUce. we have both agreed not to say oUr names to anyone so that things will not get oUt of hand, and so it became one of the rUles. if anyone were to say his name to me, i woUld immediately fall asleep, and he woUld wake Up. so yoU will Understand if i refrain from telling yoU his as well. ~_u so hes sleeping now? yes, fortUnately for both of Us. now, chronologically speaking, i have never contacted yoU after this moment. so if i never wake Up from my next nap, yoU will never hear from me again. if yoU do not hear from me later, i woUld very mUch appreciate it if yoU coUld message my brother, and say my name. it may be the only chance i have to wake Up again. fuuuck this is highly terrible and scary stuff youre saying but yes ill def do that splendid! <kisses> shit now i wish we had more time to talk quick what otter rules were you going 2 break spill it cali!! i want to! it is overwhelming, trying to be cavalier aboUt rUles i have respected all my life. i'm not sUre where to begin. well what i wonder is you said you couldnt have romantic feelings or "red relations" as you said in your trolly way oh, i can have romantic feelings. jUst not the flUshed kind, which hUmans describe as romantic love. ok but i didnt think that was alien to you not the way u made it sound like dont trolls have the 4 kinds and one kind is just staight up love feelins yes, that's right. bUt... oh bUgger. this is so embarrassing to have to admit. i am sorry for saying things which may have reasonably led yoU to believe this. probably way too many things. u_u; bUt i am not actUally a troll. o rrrrrelay i have never actUally claimed to be. bUt i'm sUre i have implied it, probably dUe to wishfUl thinking. i have spent so mUch time wishing i coUld be one. trolls are a remarkable and fascinating race. hUmans are too, please don't get me wrong! bUt i am oUt and oUt smitten with trolls and their history and ways. they have sUch amazing, coloUrfUl social dynamics that soUnd like so mUch fUn to be a part of. and they are so beaUtifUl. i wish i coUld be that pretty. UnfortUnately, i am not very attractive at all. sad to say, no one woUld kiss the corpse i will leave behind. even if there were someone aroUnd to revive me, i doUbt they woUld be inclined to bother. for, er... several reasons, actUally. bUt really, it was always for the best that i cannot have fUlly flUshed feelings. no one coUld ever love me. oh man no!!! that is not true it is. and it's for the best that no one has ever seen my face, aside from my brother. but i want 2 c u i proimise i wont think you look bad or judge you no. i am sorry. :( then what kinda alien are you wait dont tell me youre ACUTALLY from urnanus?? heehee. no. that jUst happened to be a planet from yoUr system i thoUght was lovely. i was particUlarly strUck by its UniqUe rotation. it has very nice... bollocks, what's the word. the term that refers to a ball's topspin? ??? it doesn't matter. bUt no, i'm not even from yoUr Universe, let alone a nearby planet. my species has never even had a home planet. what species are u i am a cherUb!
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