Roxy: Answer chumps.
Hey! Where are you?? I can't find you anywhere in your crazy house. It's just wizards and pumpkins as far as the eye can see. I hope you're ok! Please get back to me as soon as you can. gutsyGumshoe [GG] ceased pestering tipsyGnostalgic [TG] aw noes you are snoping up my house scopping my gourd hoard janey what are u doing what is going on here jane? god dammit crocket bleghhh head hurts timaeusTestified [TT] began pestering tipsyGnostalgic [TG] Judging by the sporadic rates of change in your present coordinates, it seems that you have been running around like a lunatic. When those ridiculous flesh stilts you refer to as "legs" settle down, and you have a minute to talk, please respond. smup shades *sup Are you in danger? no well not in like robos wanting to kill me immediately as in lilerally right now danger but still probably some danger its hot and all these crumbling flamey buildings are so screwed and i wanna just go lie down plus theres shit coming from the sky What shit do you mean? super deudly red shit Right. The miles. That's why I'm going to need you to get home quickly. What has taken you so long, anyway? Why has your path been so circuitous? Surely you can't be even more inebriated than before. no no less trust my me Ok. Then what? ive been trying to i guess round up some neighbors whenever i see them and try to get then to follow me home whichis harder than is sounds! You are accumulating carapacian refugees? yes That seems like a very inefficient and risky use of your time. i know but they always seem confused and dont know what todo and everythings bunring down i think i should try to take some with me i cant just leave all of the poor chess guys here to die Alright, that's fine. As luck would have it, your imperfect human sentimentality has been completely factored into my calculations. You should be ok. Just get back to your house as quickly as possible now. There's no time left. lmao @ your "caluculations" as if htose are real but ok ill get moving We're going to need you to connect with Jake to bring him into the game. You will complete the chain of entry. This is very important. ok jane was trying 2 reach me messin with my pumpkips or some shit??? where is she There's been a little subordination issue there. With both Crocker and English, actually. Strider and I are working on it. what u talkin about subordingation you saying those chucklefucks went rouge Sort of. but thats what i do! posers be frontin hard up on my roguey turf *roguish? roguish is better it means sly Don't worry about it for now. Just do your part, and catch up with them later. Who knows, maybe you will prove yourself to be the only 100% cooperative, fully competent non-Strider player? How ironic would it be if the best player turned out to be the drunk girl? Wouldn't that be sweet? yeah!!!! :3 Go home. Connect with Jake. Deploy the equipment in the ruins of his old house. I'll focus on actually getting him there. The kid is seriously a work in progress, I gotta say. Are you sober enough to do all that? i think the answer unfortunately is yes :[
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