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Ok. Now what. NOW THROW IT IN THE FIRE. Screw you. I'm not chucking the C-man into a flaming ocean. IT IS THE uLTIMATE ABOMINATION. YOuR JuJu MAY BE DEAD AND HOLLOW. BuT SOMETHING TELLS ME. THAT MIGHT MAKE IT EVEN MORE DANGEROuS. DISCARD IT AT ONCE. TREASuRE BEYOND COMPREHENSION IS YOuR REWARD. No. Keep your treasure. AH HA HA. AS IF IT IS NOT INEVITABLY DESTINED TO FALL FROM YOuR HuMAN FINGERS. AND BECOME ERASED AS YOuR uNIVERSE DIES. DIDN'T I MENTION. A JuJu CAN NEVER BE TRuLY COPIED. IF TWO APPEAR TO EXIST. SuCH AS ONE IN REALITY AND ONE IN YOuR DREAMS. IT IS ONLY AN ILLuSION. EITHER NEVER TRuE. OR SOON TO BE CORRECTED. THERE CAN ONLY EVER BE ONE. Well, I'm not tossing him, so that's that. YOu WILL THOuGH. ANYWAY. YOu TOOK IT OuT. I WILL DEEM THAT COMPLIANCE ENOuGH. AND REWARD YOu WITH MY GRATITuDE. I THINK INSTEAD OF THANKS THOuGH. I WILL CALL IT. A "BIRTH DAY PRESENT"? It isn't my birthday. NOT YOuRS JERK. Oh. So it's your birthday today? IT WILL BE. IF EVERYTHING GOES ACCORDING TO PLAN. How cryptically meaningless. And you continue to struggle with human customs. You don't give other people presents on your own birthday. Anyway, just tell me what it is. IT IS A "WORK OF FINE ART". THE VERY FIRST I HAVE EVER ATTEMPTED. YOu WILL FIND IT SuITABLY CONVEYS OuR SPECIAL BOND. Let's see. http://tinyurl.com/DIRKTHISISuS Uh. What the fuck am I looking at here? DON'T YOu SEE?? IT IS uS! YOu AND ME. WE ARE GETTING PERHAPS A LITTLE TOO. *FRIENDLY.* IF YOu WILL. HAA. HAA. I... really don't see. What do you mean? This fucking scribbly bullshit is us? Are we shaking hands or something? WHOA! WHOAAAAAAAAAAA! DuDE. HAHA. FuCK. YOu HAVE AN EVEN DIRTIER MIND THAN ME. I'M FuCKING OuTCLASSED BY YOuR REPREHENSIBLE IMAGINATION ONCE AGAIN. I CAN'T SAY I'M SuRPRISED. So, it's just us? What about The Bitches? I thought you found a scarcity of The Bitches to be all but unacceptable. THE BITCHES AS YOu CAN PLAINLY SEE HAVE BEEN FAR FROM NEGLECTED. LOOK. THEY'RE RIGHT THERE ASSHOLE. THE BITCHES APPEAR TO BE. *AHEM.* RATHER ENJOYING EACH OTHER'S COMPANY??? OOOOOOOOOOOH. SOO GNARLY. TO IMAGINE. WHAT FILTH MY OWN HAND HAS WROuGHT. Yeah. Gnarly is about right. This is utter shit. You know that, don't you? Please don't tell me you are actually incapable of understanding how bad this drawing is. WHAT. NO. FuCK YOu. IT'S PRETTY GOOD. AT LEAST FOR A FIRST TRY. If you actually think this even qualifies as a drawing, I'm going to have to say you are literally the worst artist who has ever existed. WHAT THE FuCK. THIS IS HOW YOu TREAT. MY "BIRTH DAY THANK YOu GIFT"?? That's not a thing either. You must have some wires crossed between your left brain and right brain. Like a weird perceptual disorder. Or something like that. It's actually kind of fascinating that you think you achieved something visually coherent or recognizable. THIS IS OuTRAGEOuS. Anyway. Got to go. Your drawing blows. Later.
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