Jake: Transportalize.
Whoa what is THIS place? Things sure are a rumblin here in this enchanted purple palace. I cant believe i never found those hidden transport pads under the thing. Dude, I could have told you they were there. How did you know about them? I didn't. But it's like platformer gaming 101. You look everywhere for secret passages and power-ups and shit. Elevators are especially fucking suspicious. You go down an elevator, you wait for the elevator to go back up, you take a peek at what's underneath. Maybe it's just death spikes. Or maybe you hit warp zone paydirt. You are so wise. I will never be as elite of a game bro as you. I'm not a Game Bro. I just know literally everything about basically all subjects. Now go back where you came from. Dirk might need help. Will you untwist your virtual knickers. I have everything under control. I think this may be where my grandma used to go during some of her expeditions. You dont just pass up the chance for an adventure like this! Yes, Jake. You do. How much deeper down the damn bunny hole do you need to go? There is no White Rabbit waiting for you here. We will just see about THAT. Besides i have my skulltop with me so i can swoop in to assist dirk at any time! This is an atrocious idea.
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