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Eureka!!!!! Youre right he sure does look to be in a thorough pickle. My impulse is to message him now but youre kind of bogarting his chumhandle so i dont even know how to do that? He's concentrating on some things happening on Derse at the moment. Not to mention some uncannily similar things going down on Earth, which it seems you have noticed. He's also talking to someone, trying to appraise the exact nature of the threat. Unfortunately as a carbon based life form, his comprehension of the situation is taking shape at a somewhat slower pace than the jaw-dropping speed of post-singularity cognition. So I am taking the reins and accelerating the plan on his behalf, while he's busy with the corporeal stuff as usual. Ok then how do i help? Deploy all the devices in the Phernalia Registry. Ideally in places that aren't stupid. Do it quickly, so he can activate the entry sequence and escape. I will have them deployed lickety split. That flaming ocean is nothing to sneeze at. It is fixing to burn his... uh. Skeletal highrise thing right the heck down. Really, the fire is not the most significant threat. Oh. Are more robots on the way? No. Do you see the red stringy stuff coming from the sky? Um... Are you blind? It's right there, Jake. Oh! You mean the super deadly red shit?
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