Jane: Zoom out.
OH NO!!!!! Roxy, where are you??? :( We'll track her down. The important thing to do now is deploy all the devices quickly, so the house will be ready to jet the moment she gets back. How do you know she's not hurt? That is statistically remote. Given that I can track the coordinates of certain devices she carries, and they are presently in motion. Really, the fire is not the most significant threat, or even the drones. Then what is? Do you see the red stringy stuff coming from the sky? Oh... Yes. What IS that??
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