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That's a really nice room there. But where is she? Hah, her drink is still there. So she can't have gone far. Oh snap. I don't see her anywhere in the rest of the house. I see plenty of plush wizards and window gizmos, and... pumpkins? Really, Roxy? What an unusual house design. Are all homes in the future like this? You mean the ones that aren't under water? Yes. They are all almost exactly like that. I just tried messaging her. But no response. I'm sure she's out cruising the hood, probably messin' with the locals. Maybe attempting some ill advised drunken heroics. Pretty tight numerical probability of that, I just decided with unfeeling precision. She said things were on fire when we last talked? Actually, she said the whole neighborhood was burning down, if I recall. But judging by the view from her window, it looks lovely outside. What exactly is the danger I am saving her from here? Zoom out. Way out.
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