uu: Defeat UU.
uranianUmbra [UU] began cheering undyingUmbrage [uu] king to e3. uranianUmbra [UU] ceased cheering undyingUmbrage [uu] undyingUmbrage [uu] began jeering uranianUmbra [UU] ROOK TO E3. CHECK. SOMEONE'S IN DEEP SHIT. undyingUmbrage [uu] ceased jeering uranianUmbra [UU] uranianUmbra [UU] began cheering undyingUmbrage [uu] blech. look at this royal cockUp. this is so stUpid. now i either have to sacrifice my qUeen, or move my king into a strategically horrible position. why am i even going along with this? uranianUmbra [UU] ceased cheering undyingUmbrage [uu] undyingUmbrage [uu] began jeering uranianUmbra [UU] YES. THAT SuRE IS A STRATEGIC DILEMMA. WHO WOuLD HAVE THOuGHT. THAT THE GAME OF CHESS. WOuLD PRESENT SuCH A SCENARIO? DO YOu FORFEIT. undyingUmbrage [uu] ceased jeering uranianUmbra [UU] uranianUmbra [UU] began cheering undyingUmbrage [uu] yoU wish. to hell with it. let's sacrifice the qUeen. i still pUt odds in my favoUr, with my rooks and bishop versUs yoUr bishop, rook, and qUeen. i've bested yoU before with less material and initiative on my side. qUeen to c3. the rook is dead. my "bro" is an arse! uranianUmbra [UU] ceased cheering undyingUmbrage [uu] undyingUmbrage [uu] began jeering uranianUmbra [UU] WHOA. WHAT A HuGE MISTAKE. HA. HA. I THINK I MuST BE IN YOuR HEAD. EVEN MORE THAN uSuAL. QuEEN TO C3. THE QuEEN IS DEAD. THE BITCH FuCKED uP. CHECK! undyingUmbrage [uu] ceased jeering uranianUmbra [UU] uranianUmbra [UU] began cheering undyingUmbrage [uu] oh shUt Up and play. king to e2. uranianUmbra [UU] ceased cheering undyingUmbrage [uu] undyingUmbrage [uu] began jeering uranianUmbra [UU] PAWN TO E5. undyingUmbrage [uu] ceased jeering uranianUmbra [UU] uranianUmbra [UU] began cheering undyingUmbrage [uu] rook to c4. uranianUmbra [UU] ceased cheering undyingUmbrage [uu] undyingUmbrage [uu] began jeering uranianUmbra [UU] BWA HA HA. ANOTHER IDIOTIC BLuNDER. THIS IS SO EASY. QuEEN TO F3. CHECK. undyingUmbrage [uu] ceased jeering uranianUmbra [UU] uranianUmbra [UU] began cheering undyingUmbrage [uu] king to d2. uranianUmbra [UU] ceased cheering undyingUmbrage [uu] undyingUmbrage [uu] began jeering uranianUmbra [UU] QuEEN TO D5. CHECK. ON THE FuCKING RuuuuuuuuuuuN. WOO. HOO. HOO. undyingUmbrage [uu] ceased jeering uranianUmbra [UU] uranianUmbra [UU] began cheering undyingUmbrage [uu] shUsh. king to c2. uranianUmbra [UU] ceased cheering undyingUmbrage [uu] undyingUmbrage [uu] began jeering uranianUmbra [UU] QuEEN TO D6. THE BISHOP IS DEAD. HIS FLESH CONSuMED. undyingUmbrage [uu] ceased jeering uranianUmbra [UU] uranianUmbra [UU] began cheering undyingUmbrage [uu] wait, where did yoU pUt it? yoU better not have jUst literally eaten the bishop. rook to c8. check. uranianUmbra [UU] ceased cheering undyingUmbrage [uu] undyingUmbrage [uu] began jeering uranianUmbra [UU] KING TO D7. undyingUmbrage [uu] ceased jeering uranianUmbra [UU] uranianUmbra [UU] began cheering undyingUmbrage [uu] rook to h8. the rook is dead. oUr shits weren't given. uranianUmbra [UU] ceased cheering undyingUmbrage [uu] undyingUmbrage [uu] began jeering uranianUmbra [UU] QuEEN TO C5. HAA. HAA. CHECK. ANYFuCK. NO. I DON'T IMAGINE THIS GAME WILL BE TAKING uP MuCH MORE OF OuR TIME. SSSSSSSSSSS. DID SOMEONE LET THE SNAKES LOOSE? OR WAS THAT THE SOuND OF MY VICIOuS bURN. undyingUmbrage [uu] ceased jeering uranianUmbra [UU] uranianUmbra [UU] began cheering undyingUmbrage [uu] grr. king to d2. uranianUmbra [UU] ceased cheering undyingUmbrage [uu] undyingUmbrage [uu] began jeering uranianUmbra [UU] QuEEN TO D5. CHECK. undyingUmbrage [uu] ceased jeering uranianUmbra [UU] uranianUmbra [UU] began cheering undyingUmbrage [uu] king to e2. uranianUmbra [UU] ceased cheering undyingUmbrage [uu] undyingUmbrage [uu] began jeering uranianUmbra [UU] QuEEN TO F3. CHECK. undyingUmbrage [uu] ceased jeering uranianUmbra [UU] uranianUmbra [UU] began cheering undyingUmbrage [uu] king to d2. uranianUmbra [UU] ceased cheering undyingUmbrage [uu] undyingUmbrage [uu] began jeering uranianUmbra [UU] QuEEN TO G4. THE ROOK IS DEAD. OuR CHESS SET IS SHRINKING. undyingUmbrage [uu] ceased jeering uranianUmbra [UU] uranianUmbra [UU] began cheering undyingUmbrage [uu] will yoU stop... *DOING THINGS* with the dead pieces! i swear, as if the jUvenile "enchantment" wasn't enoUgh, if it tUrns oUt yoU are also losing or destroying pieces deliberately, I AM GOING TO STRAIGHT UP FLIP A BITCH. rook to h7. CHECK!!!!!!!!!!! uranianUmbra [UU] ceased cheering undyingUmbrage [uu] undyingUmbrage [uu] began jeering uranianUmbra [UU] KING TO C6. undyingUmbrage [uu] ceased jeering uranianUmbra [UU] uranianUmbra [UU] began cheering undyingUmbrage [uu] king to c2. uranianUmbra [UU] ceased cheering undyingUmbrage [uu] undyingUmbrage [uu] began jeering uranianUmbra [UU] WOW. ANOTHER AWFuL MOVE! YOu'RE PLAYING ALMOST AS SHITTY AS I uSuALLY DO. LOOKS LIKE MY ENCHANTMENT WORKED BETTER THAN I THOuGHT. FOR SOMETHING THAT WAS IN REALITY. FAKE ASS MAGIC. QuEEN TO E4. CHECK. undyingUmbrage [uu] ceased jee…
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