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uranianUmbra [UU] began cheering undyingUmbrage [uu] oh bloody hell. THIS was yoUr "enchantment?" are yoU serioUs??????????? UUUUUUUUUUUgh. this is yoUr shittiest twist yet! uranianUmbra [UU] ceased cheering undyingUmbrage [uu] undyingUmbrage [uu] began jeering uranianUmbra [UU] WELL PLAYED "SIS!" YOu CHECKMATED MY QuEEN! AAH! HAA! HAA! HAA! HAA! HAA! HAA! HAA! THIS IS SO FuCKING FuNNY. undyingUmbrage [uu] ceased jeering uranianUmbra [UU] uranianUmbra [UU] began cheering undyingUmbrage [uu] i am jUst astonished. not at the gUile of yoUr little ploy, bUt by the fact that yoU actUally seem to think this was a clever rUse. it is jUst so painfUlly daft, i... i am speechless! uranianUmbra [UU] ceased cheering undyingUmbrage [uu] undyingUmbrage [uu] began jeering uranianUmbra [UU] NEVER SAW SOMEONE SPEECHLESS. WHO HAD SO MuCH TO TYPE. I THOuGHT YOu OF ALL PEOPLE WOuLD APPRECIATE MY MODIFICATIONS. THE CROWNS ARE REALLY NICE AND WELL CRAFTED. FORM FITTING. HARDLY ADDING ANY HEIGHT. LIKE CAPPING. A TOOTH. YOu WERE COMPLETELY FOOLED. AND NOW THE COVETED PRANKSTER'S GAMBIT BETWEEN uS. BELONGS TO ME. undyingUmbrage [uu] ceased jeering uranianUmbra [UU] uranianUmbra [UU] began cheering undyingUmbrage [uu] this is absUrd. yoU nagged incessantly for me to allow yoU to reverse the starting positions of the king and qUeen! i only agreed to get yoU to shUt Up aboUt it, and regardless, i knew i coUld beat yoU anyway even with yoUr initial "advantage." and i was right! how can yoU claim this as a legitimate strategy? yoU broke the rUles! uranianUmbra [UU] ceased cheering undyingUmbrage [uu] undyingUmbrage [uu] began jeering uranianUmbra [UU] HEY! I DIDN'T BREAK ANY RuLES. I MERELY ASKED IF YOu WOuLD AGREE. TO ME SWAPPING THE START POSITIONS OF THE KING AND QuEEN. AND YOu DID AGREE. BuT THEN I DIDN'T ACTuALLY DO IT. WHEN DID I SAY I WOuLD? NEVER. I WAS ONLY GAuGING YOuR WILLINGNESS TO MAKE THE EXCEPTION. I THEN WENT ABOuT DECORATING MY KING AND QuEEN WITH NICE LITTLE HATS. WHICH IS *ALSO* NOT AGAINST THE RuLES. YOu DO IT ALL THE FuCKING TIME. GIVE YOuR GAME PIECES HORNS AND SHIT. YOu EVEN GIVE THEM NAMES AND BLOOD CASTES. YuCK. SO IF YOu HAVE A PROBLEM WITH MY DECORATIONS. I SAY POT. ALLOW ME TO INTRODuCE YOU TO THE FuCKING KETTLE. undyingUmbrage [uu] ceased jeering uranianUmbra [UU] uranianUmbra [UU] began cheering undyingUmbrage [uu] i cannot believe yoU are defending this maneUver. yes, i sUppose some of these tactics are technically within boUnds of the LETTER of the rUles, bUt the entire charade was highly disingenoUs and Unsportsmanlike. it is Unbelievably childish, even for yoU! uranianUmbra [UU] ceased cheering undyingUmbrage [uu] undyingUmbrage [uu] began jeering uranianUmbra [UU] I KNOW. I AM A CHILD. SO ARE YOu. IT JuST SO HAPPENS THAT YOu ARE A CHILD. WHO JuST GOT FuCKING SERVED. IT IS NOT AGAINST THE RuLES TO BE CHILDISH. OR DISINGENuOuS. OR uNSPORTSMANLIKE. IT'S ALSO NOT AGAINST THE RuLES TO BE A BASTARD. WHICH IS ANOTHER THING I AM. EVERY SINGLE THING I DID WAS LEGAL. MY QuEEN. DISGuISED AS A KING. MADE MOVES LIKE A KING. WHICH IS WITHIN ITS CAPABILITY. THIS WAS DONE TO DECEIVE YOu. MY KING. DISGuISED AS A QuEEN. MADE MOVES LIKE A KING. BECAuSE DOING OTHERWISE WOuLD BREAK THE RuLES. BuT YOu BELIEVED IT HAD HER POWERS. AND I uSED THIS TO MY ADVANTAGE. WHICH WAS HILARIOuS TO OBSERVE. WATCHING YOu BACK AWAY FROMS "THREATS." FROM WHAT WAS IN TRuTH A DISTANT KING! ALL THE WHILE MY RuSE. PATENTLY OBVIOuS IN HINDSIGHT. WENT EMBARRASSINGLY uNDETECTED. NO RuLES BROKEN. NOT ONCE. IN FACT. IF ANYONE HERE BROKE THE RuLES. IT WAS YOu. undyingUmbrage [uu] ceased jeering uranianUmbra [UU] uranianUmbra [UU] began cheering undyingUmbrage [uu] WHAT?? absolUte bollocks. what rUles did i break?! this oUght to be good! uranianUmbra [UU] ceased cheering undyingUmbrage [uu] undyingUmbrage [uu] began jeering uranianUmbra [UU] YOu AGREED TO LET ME START WITH THE KING AND QuEEN IN SWAPPED POSITIONS. IT'S AGAINST THE RuLES TO MAKE AN EXCEPTION LIKE THAT. EVEN IF YOuR OPPONENT IS BEING OBNOXIOuS ABOuT IT. YOuR WILLINGNESS TO BREAK THE RuLES IS DISGuSTING TO ME. YOu SHOuLD FEEL ASHAMED OF YOuRSELF. LuCKILY. AT LEAST ONE OF uS HAS RESPECT FOR THE RuLES. I STARTED WITH ALL MY PIECES IN THE CORRECT POSITION. IN SPITE OF YOuR WILLINGNESS TO ALLOW THOSE RuLES TO BE BROKEN. WHICH AS I HAVE ADDRESSED. IS TOTALLY SHAMEFuL. YOu ARE VERY FORTuNATE TO HAVE A "BRO" WHO RESPECTS THE INTEGRITY OF THE GAME EVEN WHERE HIS "SIS" MIGHT FALTER. A "BRO" WHO. WHILE FuLLY ADHERING TO THE RuLES. AND EXPOSING YOuR HIDDEN SHAMEFuL TENDENCIES. STILL MANAGED TO DEFEAT YOu. undyingUmbrage [uu] ceased jeering uranianUmbra [UU] uranianUmbra [UU] began cheering undyingUmbrage [uu] YOU PRICK!!!!!!!!!!! ohh, i coUld jUst strangle yoU. yoU don't even know how tempted i am to do so right now. i did not break the rUles. i was doing yoU a FAVOUR. in any case, yoU say yoU managed to beat me? when did that happen! even thoUgh yoU've exposed yoUr rUse, yoU haven't actUally mated…
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