UU: Defeat uu.
uranianUmbra [UU] began cheering undyingUmbrage [uu] i still don't know what yoU think yoU're on aboUt with this enchantment bUsiness. if it's a psycheoUt tactic to break my concentration, it isn't working! qUeen to a5. the knight is dead. yoUr goose is cooked. uranianUmbra [UU] ceased cheering undyingUmbrage [uu] undyingUmbrage [uu] began jeering uranianUmbra [UU] NO. IT IS WORKING. YOu ARE ACTuALLY PLAYING VERY POORLY RIGHT NOW. BuT YOu ARE BLINDED TO YOuR MISTAKES BY MY ENCHANTMENT. "BISHOP TO F3." THE BISHOP IS DEAD. YOuR SOMETHING IS SOMETHING. WHATEVER. CHECK. undyingUmbrage [uu] ceased jeering uranianUmbra [UU] uranianUmbra [UU] began cheering undyingUmbrage [uu] yes, there yoU go! that's the sort of aggression the people paid top boondollar to see. king to d2. uranianUmbra [UU] ceased cheering undyingUmbrage [uu] undyingUmbrage [uu] began jeering uranianUmbra [UU] "PAWN TO B6." undyingUmbrage [uu] ceased jeering uranianUmbra [UU] uranianUmbra [UU] began cheering undyingUmbrage [uu] bishop to d6. the knight is dead. your serpents are lost. check! uranianUmbra [UU] ceased cheering undyingUmbrage [uu] undyingUmbrage [uu] began jeering uranianUmbra [UU] OH. WELL SHIT. IT SuRE DOES APPEAR. THAT I AM IN CHECK. GuESS I'LL DO SOMETHING ABOuT THAT. "KING TO F7." undyingUmbrage [uu] ceased jeering uranianUmbra [UU] uranianUmbra [UU] began cheering undyingUmbrage [uu] oh dear! so mUch for yoUr enchantment. that was a dire mistake. mate in foUr. rook to f4. check! ~3u uranianUmbra [UU] ceased cheering undyingUmbrage [uu] undyingUmbrage [uu] began jeering uranianUmbra [UU] "KING TO G7." undyingUmbrage [uu] ceased jeering uranianUmbra [UU] uranianUmbra [UU] began cheering undyingUmbrage [uu] qUeen to e5. check. uranianUmbra [UU] ceased cheering undyingUmbrage [uu] undyingUmbrage [uu] began jeering uranianUmbra [UU] "KING TO G6." undyingUmbrage [uu] ceased jeering uranianUmbra [UU] uranianUmbra [UU] began cheering undyingUmbrage [uu] rook to g4. check! one more to go, love. uranianUmbra [UU] ceased cheering undyingUmbrage [uu] undyingUmbrage [uu] began jeering uranianUmbra [UU] WELL. WHAT IS LEFT FOR ME TO DO. BESIDES ACCEPT MY DEFEAT GRACEFuLLY. "KING TO H7." undyingUmbrage [uu] ceased jeering uranianUmbra [UU] uranianUmbra [UU] began cheering undyingUmbrage [uu] that's a fine attitUde. maybe yoU are finally making some progress in the realm of sportsmanship? qUeen to g7. checkmate. ^U^ uranianUmbra [UU] ceased cheering undyingUmbrage [uu] undyingUmbrage [uu] began jeering uranianUmbra [UU] NO IT ISN'T. undyingUmbrage [uu] ceased jeering uranianUmbra [UU] uranianUmbra [UU] began cheering undyingUmbrage [uu] what are yoU talking aboUt? don't be a poor sport again. yoU were doing so well there, relatively speaking. the game is over. better lUck next time, "bro." ^u^ uranianUmbra [UU] ceased cheering undyingUmbrage [uu] undyingUmbrage [uu] began jeering uranianUmbra [UU] IT IS NOT OVER. "SIS." LOOK AT THE BOARD CLOSER. I AM NOT IN CHECKMATE. undyingUmbrage [uu] ceased jeering uranianUmbra [UU] uranianUmbra [UU] began cheering undyingUmbrage [uu] i have no idea what yoU're babbling aboUt. soUnds like desperation to me. i am looking at the pieces. yoUr king cannot step anywhere that does not pUt him in check. nor can the threat to him be eliminated by other means. yoU have been mated. the king is dead. yoUr enchantment has failed. uranianUmbra [UU] ceased cheering undyingUmbrage [uu] undyingUmbrage [uu] began jeering uranianUmbra [UU] THAT IS NOT MY KING. undyingUmbrage [uu] ceased jeering uranianUmbra [UU] uranianUmbra [UU] began cheering undyingUmbrage [uu] this is becoming silly. Unless yoU have something to say aboUt the game which actUally makes sense, i am done with it. i have more important things to do. uranianUmbra [UU] ceased cheering undyingUmbrage [uu] undyingUmbrage [uu] began jeering uranianUmbra [UU] YOu ARE NOT DONE WITH ANYTHING. uNLESS YOu WANT TO FORFEIT. LOOK CLOSER AT THE "KING" AND "QuEEN." AND THEN. REMOVE THEIR CROWNS.
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