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YOU KILLED DIRK AND ROXYS BRO AND MOM RESPECTIVELY! OR YOU WILL LATER I THINK AND I CANNOT LET THAT HAPPEN! No, no, Jake, that was in another universe! Or, I mean........ I WONT LET YOU TURN MY PLANET INTO WATERWORLD! THAT MOVIE WAS GREAT! BUT NOT *THAT* GREAT! She isn't the same person though! I mean, she is, 8ut........ I CANT LET YOU EXPLOIT YOUR BAKED GOODS EMPIRE TO MASSACRE THE HUMAN RACE! She won't grow up to do any of that! She's the pre-scratch version who....... You see, the 8atterwitch you're talking a8out was a totally different, uh........ OVER MY DEAD BODY AM I GONNA LET YOU STICK A PAIR OF STINKIN JUGGALOS IN THE WHITEHOUSE! Augh, why does this all have to 8e so complicated to explain!!!!!!!! KARATEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *CHOP!* oof what juggalos rose is he drunk too what is going on
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