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Ok then! Has everyone settled down? Do I have everyone's attention? attention huh whoda thought you would want any of THAT Just stop. Please? I know it's only 8een minutes since you died, and you pro8a8ly aren't thrilled to see me for any num8er of reasons. 8ut for me it has 8een millenia! I have 8een waiting a long time to see you again, and orient you to the afterlife. heh being a ghost isnt anyfin you need to be oriented to were D-EAD who cares Excuse me for looking forward to our reunion then! I guess I 8uilt it up in my mind as something special for a whole lot of nothing! yeah probubbly what elses new though need to swimmer down girl you dead time to act like the fucks you give stopped existin like they..... disaspeared 38T Then you don't care at all, is that it? My waiting here all this time to see you means nothing? Dude, is it just me, or is this kind of awkward. Why did she even drag you here. (Sh!) i mean having to wait milleniums and stuff as a ghost with too much to say that is nook loads of time but i mean we both might of lived that long if we didnt up and die just now or at least i woulda sounds to me like boring times ahoy either fuckin way ???????? What is even your point! um dunno? sorry serket lets hug it out later aight I think I have completely forgotten the su8tle art of determining whether you're 8eing sincere, through your tangled fishnet of aquatic puns and little sta8s of hostility. fishnet! fishnet yessss you coulda just said net but you said fishnet instead <3 Do you think you can at least remain well mannered while I 8ring the others up to speed on some critical matters? uh lets sea no Grrrrrrrr. That's it. I'm selling off this gaudy trinket. no fuck you gimme that I have developed an eye for priceless treasure. Do you have any idea who I grew up to 8e in the new world we made? I'd wager if I put it on the 8lack market, it would fetch a fee to the tuna several 8illion 8oonies. TUNA 38D tuna tuna tuna tuna i love you WOW. HEY. FUCKING *EXCUSE ME* what
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