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Now step away from it. That's right. 8ack. A little further. I said further! No, not closer! Further! Uuuuuuuugh. Guess what! You just lost your poking privileges. I think I'll hang on to this for a little while. How do you like that? s'chool Ooooooooh. It sure is pretty. Is that real gold? Or, pardon me, "reel." I 8et I could sell it for a small fortune. aw man no dont Watch me! yeah like a fuckin ghost could even sell anyfin any of you scrubs know where to find the prawn shop in this bitch TH3 WH4T? some ho is angling to sell ma gold pointy jam look at her pawin up my royal loot with her clammy shitmitts greedier spectacle i never did sea water you blind there pyrope lookin dimwit Y3S then listen up she wants to hock my swank fuckin carats got it W3LL MOST OF US H3R3 4R3 1N F4CT R4TH3R W34LTHY 1 4M NOT SUR3 1F SH3 W1LL F1ND 4N 1NT3R3ST3D BUY3R THOUGH >:] this sure became a retarded line of talkin (rose whos the john looking kid) (I think it's young Father-Grandad Harleybert.) (what)
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