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THE TWIST TO THE TWIST IS. I WON'T TELL YOu WHAT THE SHITTY TWIST IS FOR A YEAR!!! Wow. That... Really is quite a shitty twist. YOuR GRATIFICATION ON THIS MATTER WILL BE DELAYED. I HAVE NOTICED. AS YOuR AWFuL MEANDERING SAGA WENDS ITS WAY. THROuGH THE ASS CRACK OF NOWHERE AND BACK. ANSWERS TO POINTLESS QuESTIONS ARE OFTEN DEFERRED. NIGH INDEFINITELY. AND SO THIS WILL CAuSE YOu TO REFLECT. uPON A LIFETIME SPENT. BEING INSIDE A BuLLSHIT STORY LIKE THAT. IS THE IRONY NOT FuCKING DELICIOuS? Not really. I WILL TELL YOu THE FATE OF MY SISTER IN ONE YEAR. AT THAT TIME I WILL TELL YOu THE TWIST. AND ALTHOuGH YOu PLAYED MY GAME SuCCESSFuLLY. IN ORDER TO SPARE HER LIFE. IT WILL HAVE TuRNED OuT. ALL ALONG. TO YOuR SHOCK AND ASTONISHMENT. THAT...
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