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Yeah. Those girls sure are diggin' each other. That's how we humans roll. Eat some cake. Hold some hands. AH. BuT THEIR TAWDRY ROMP IS FAR FROM OVER. JANE HAS HAD A LITTLE TOO MuCH CAKE TO EAT. PERHAPS HER HuMAN TuMMY NEEDS A RuB? Ha ha. Oh god. WHAT'S THIS! COuLD IT BE. YOuR BREAKING POINT IS IN SIGHT. YOu ARE BECOMING SQuEAMISH. I CAN FEEL IT. YES. YESSSSS. If you think this is making me uncomfortable, think again. NO I'LL THINK ONLY ONCE. YOu ARE SuCCuMBING TO MY GAME. YOu ARE BECOMING PSYCHOLOGICALLY uNGLuED AND I AM WINNING. Nice wishful thinking there. I'm not even merely tolerating this, bro. I swear to god, I'll get my own horse running harder in this fuckin' race than you could ever dream. WHAT. HORSE? Think I'll blink first, motherfucker? Not happening. I might splinter. But I don't break. OH WHATEVER. ASSHOLE. IS THAT SuPPOSED TO BE "COOL". You want a fuckin' tummy rub? That shit sounds white hot. I can't wait to draw that and get us both sexually stimulated. Here I goddamn go. Boners galore. http://goo.gl/zJgPI This is giving me the biggest male human boner of my entire erection life. STOP MENTIONING MALE HuMAN BONERS. I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THOSE ARE. AND I DON'T WANT TO. SO IF THAT WAS THE PLAN ALL ALONG. TO MENTION BONERS. YOuR PLAN FuCKING SuCKED. You want a shitty twist? http://goo.gl/8WOPP OK. WE'RE DONE HERE. THIS GAME IS OVER.
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