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NOTHING JuST YET. WE WILL NOT BE RECKLESS WITH THEIR COuRTSHIP. THEY TAKE THINGS SLOW. WE MILK THIS FuCKER AND MAKE ITS TEAT OuR BITCH. IT WILL BE DELICIOuS. Ok. So they're just... Standing there? ONE OF THEM IS SHY AND RELuCTANT TO ADVANCE. JANE. THE JANE HuMAN IS RELuCTANT AND SHY. YOu WILL RENDER THE JANE HuMAN AS SHOWING A BASHFuL AND COQuETTISH DEMEANOR. I DON'T KNOW HOW SOMEONE DRAWS THAT THOuGH. I'M NOT A FuCKING ARTIST. YOu'RE THE ARTIST. MAKE THAT HAPPEN. AND MAKE IT PERFECT. Not a problem. Ok: http://goo.gl/HmRpl OOOOOOOH. LOOK AT HER. SHE HAS HER EYE ON THAT ROMANTICALLY DESIRABLE BITCH. OH WHAT SHE WOuLD SAY TO HER. IF SHE COuLD SuMMON THE NERVE. Maybe she wants to ask her out? SHuT uP. I'M RuNNING THIS. NOW. THE ROXY HuMAN TAKES THE INITIATIVE IN THE ENCOuNTER. SHE PLACES HER BEVERAGE ON THE FLOOR. SHE SAuNTERS uP TO JANE. AND PERPETRATES ONE OF YOuR HuMAN "WINKS". http://goo.gl/WrdJG SHE KEEPS HER FuCKING HAND TO HERSELF YOu PRESuMPTuOuS TOOL. ERASE THAT. NOW. http://goo.gl/Ay8mv AND NOW. THE ROXY HuMAN OPENS HER HEART. AND PROFESSES HER "FEELINGS". THE BITCH TELLS THE OTHER BITCH A POEM. MAKE THE BITCH SAY A POEM. DO IT. Sure. http://goo.gl/1Ha6R DAMN! OH DAMN. HA HA. LOOK AT HER. SHE'S EATING THAT SHIT uP. GIVE THE BITCH A ROSE! Ok. Wait. Which one? NO WAIT. BOTH BITCHES GIVE *EACH OTHER* A FuCKING ROSE!!! http://goo.gl/GLNHH YES! YES! NOW MAKE HER. MAKE HER DO THE THING. THE SHAMEFuL THING WHERE SHE RuBS THE ROSE ON THE HER FACE. YOu KNOW. THE HuMAN PRACTICE. WHEREBY POIGNANT EMOTIONS ARE CONDuCTED THROuGH FACIAL TISSuE. AS CHANNELED THROuGH THE STEM OF A FRAGRANT PLANT. DRAW THAT SHIT. http://goo.gl/XE2fl MAKE HER SING! JANE HuMAN SINGS. WHILE STILL DOING THAT. HER SuLTRY PARTNER GLISTENS WITH EMOTIONAL PERSPIRATION DOLLOPS. http://goo.gl/2HsXl uuuuuuNGH. OH *MERRRCY*. THAT IS JuST. SOO. GRODY. Does your sister even know you're into this sappy shipping stuff? You berate her constantly for everything, and I know she likes to write and illustrate romfics and the like. NO. SHE ENJOYS IT FOR WRONG AND DISGuSTING REASONS. HER FASCINATION WITH THE RED STIRRINGS OF INFERIOR RACES. IT STRIKES ME AS TOO SINCERE AND THEREFORE REPELLENT. MY ENJOYMENT IS. IRONIC. Again, you just don't seem to know what ironic means. Your enjoyment of this content is clearly sincere. You are just fetishizing your "disgust" for it, is all. FuCK YOu WITH THAT ASSESSMENT. YOu DON'T TELL ME. OF WHAT VALuE THE PORNOGRAPHY HAS TO ME. IN MY OWN GAME. YOu JuST FuCKING DRAW. AND DON'T TALK. I'm just saying, it's an interest you have in common. If you told her you liked her romantic artwork, maybe you could bond over that? BONDING. IS THE LAST FuCKING THING WE NEED TO DO. I HAVE NOT TOLD HER OF MY IRONIC FASCINATIONS. AND YOu WILL NOT EITHER. I WILL NOT TELL HER. THAT I SECRETLY PERuSE HER WORK IN A STATE OF PETRIFIED MORTIFICATION FOR HOuRS. AND NEITHER WILL YOu. Fair enough. So, game over yet? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! NO. I SAID BEFORE. THESE STEAMY BOTHERED uP BITCHES ARE HuNGRY FOR SWEETS. THE JANE HuMAN HAS BAKED A CAKE. And? THE JANE HuMAN HAS BAKED A CAKE. Ok. http://goo.gl/vvYxn AW FuCK. THOSE BITCHES EYEBALL THAT LuSCIOuS CONFECTION. IT'S MOIST AS SHIT. IT TEMPTS THEM. THEY BEGIN TO HuMAN SALIVATE. http://goo.gl/vsGuq THE MuTuALLY SWOONING BITCHES GET FRISKY WITH THE TREAT. ROXY HuMAN CHOPS OuT A WEDGE. FEEDS IT TO JANE HuMAN'S ZEALOuS SNACK HOLE. Ok. BuT. NOT SO FAST. SHE SMuSHES IT AROuND THE GREEDY CAKESLuT'S HuMAN LIPS AND FEATuRES. MISGuIDED FEELINGS OF FONDNESS AND LEVITY WAX INCREMENTALLY. A GIGGLE IS RELEASED. Oh shit. Things are really heating up now. http://goo.gl/v33Yj YES. FuCK YES. I WANT THEM TO HuMAN "HOLD HANDS". THEY WILL HuMAN "HOLD HANDS" NOW. THEIR ODIOuS "LOVE" IS BLOSSOMING BEFORE OuR EYES AND TO OuR uNSPEAKABLE DISMAY. CAN YOu FEEL IT DIRK? Yes. MAKE THEIR CAKEY HANDS. BECOME CLASPED TOGETHER AS ONE. IT FEELS MuSHY AND SLIPPERY. THEY ENJOY THE SENSATION IMMENSELY. IT IS VILE. http://goo.gl/ObEuT YES! CLOSER!!! GET THE FuCKING CAMERA CLOSER YOu DOuCHE BAG! I WANT TO SEE SOME *DETAIL*. HIGH DEF THAT STICKY MESS. http://goo.gl/gz1iH OHHHHHHHHHH. FuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuCK. THAT IS JuST DOWNRIGHT. *AFFFFFFFECTIONAAAAAATE.*
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