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THERE WILL BE NEW ACTORS IN THIS VuLGAR EXHIBITION. YOu WILL INCLuDE THE JAKE AND ROXY HuMANS NOW. AND IT WILL BE SIMILARLY DISGuSTING. You got it. Which steamy adult activities would you like me to convey this time? MAKE THE ROXY HuMAN STROKE HIS HAIR. SHE NEEDS HIM. AS A ROMANTIC PARTNER. EMOTIONALLY. You have a filthy mind, but ok. Here. http://goo.gl/rgfyW GOOD. I WANT TO SEE LONGING IN HIS EYES. MAKE THERE BE LONGING. DO IT. http://goo.gl/s0ILH AH HA HA! SO GOOD. HAVE THEM EXECuTE THE HuMAN MANEuVER YOu CALL. "THE HuG." http://goo.gl/58e9O OHHH. DAMN. THAT IS JuST. SO. *NAAAAAASTY.* I'm sweating profusely, fyi. Gonna have Squarewave track down a towel soon. NOW HAVE THE JAKE HuMAN SAY. OH GOD. I FEEL SO uTTERLY OBSCENE EVEN *TYPING* THIS. HA HA. FuuuCK. MY CHEEKS ARE PROBABLY BRIGHT RED RIGHT NOW. Typing what? MAKE HIM SAY... "I LOVE YOu." On it. http://goo.gl/mSTQk THAT IS. SO FuCKED uP. uuuuuRNG. I CAN HARDLY STAND IT. IT'S SO FuCKED uP BRO!!!!! I agree. All kinds of things wrong with this scenario here. SHE WANTS TO HuMAN MARRY HIM NOW. MAKE THE BITCH SAY SHE WANTS TO HuMAN MARRY THAT FuCKER! Stand by. http://goo.gl/GD2nO HE SAYS YES! HE SAYS FuCKING YES THIS INSTANT YOu WRETCHED PILE OF SHIT!!! http://goo.gl/FIYFS FuuuuuuuuuCK. THAT SHIT IS SO. *TENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNDER.* You know it. Slow cooked to fucking perfection. I WOuLD LIKE THEM TO COPuLATE OFF SCREEN. THEY WILL BEAR A CHILD IN THE uNSEEMLY HuMAN MANNER. BuT YOu WILL DEPICT NONE OF THE OFFPuTTING DETAILS OF THE RITuAL. SHOW THEM EXPERIENCING HuMAN WEDDED JOY. WITH THEIR OFFSPRING. NOW. Yeah, gimme a minute. Ok. http://goo.gl/i2O11 NO. THIS ISN'T AS GOOD. IT'S NOT AS TITILLATING AS I DESIRE. HAVE THE MALE EAT THE CHILD. http://goo.gl/itJga
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