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I WOuLD LIKE YOu TO DRAW. IN VARIOuS PAIRINGS. YOu AND YOuR FRIENDS. INVOLVING EACH OTHER IN ASSORTED DEBASEMENTS. Sure. That doesn't bother me a bit. Sounds totally great. "Hot," even. GOOD. GOOD. LET THE uNSAVORY HOTNESS BEGIN. Who do I start with? HOW ABOuT. THE JANE HuMAN. Right. One Crocker coming up. Who else? LET'S SAY. YOu. HA HA HA. OH YES. No problem. Which assorted debasement did you have in mind for us? YOu WILL DEPICT. THE JANE HuMAN. ON THE RECEIVING END. OF... ONE OF YOuR HuMAN KISSES. Uh. Ok. I mean, are you sure you want me to go there? SHuT YOuR MOuTH AND FuCKING DRAW. Just making sure. Man. Seriously gonna have to sterilize my tablet after this. Ok, how's that? http://goo.gl/BPSnY OH NO. WHAT IS THAT. WHAT THE FuCK IS YOuR HAND DOING. EXPLAIN YOuRSELF! Dunno. Coppin' a little feel I guess. Just adding some sizzle to the steak. What's the big. REMOVE THAT. Come on dude, don't be like that. REMOVE THE AMOROuS HuMAN LIMB AT ONCE. DO IT NOW. I'LL KILL HER. I WILL FuCKING DO IT. Fine. There. http://goo.gl/cTQZ6 AHHHHH! YES. OHHH. HO HO. OH YES. THAT IS... *DIIIRTY* You are a man who likes his tepid ass porn, I will give you that. MAKE HER SAY. "YOu ARE BEAuTIFuL." Done. http://goo.gl/WQ0CU YES. GOOD. AND NOW MAKE THE KISS. HAPPEN WITH BOTH OF THE HuMAN LIPS. TOuCHING TOGETHER. AND MuCH CLOSER TO THE SCREEN. TO SEE THE ACTION BETTER. AND TELL HER. THAT SHE IS DARLING TO YOu. Ok. http://goo.gl/lvLpU FuuuCK. YES. What now.
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