uu: Jeer Past Dirk.
undyingUmbrage [uu] began jeering timaeusTestified [TT] HELLO DIRK IN THE PAST. LET'S PLAY A GAME. Alright. DO NOT EVEN FuCK WITH ME. I WANT TO PLAY A GAME WITH YOu. AND A GAME IS EXACTLY THAT WHICH WILL BE PLAYED BETWEEN uS. I said I'd play. DIRK. I WANT YOu TO DRAW ME SOME PORNOGRAPHY. You got it. IF YOu FAIL TO DRAW ME SOME PORNOGRAPHY. THERE WILL BE CONSEQuENCES. AND WHEN CONSEQuENCES HAPPEN. THAT IS WHEN BLOOD BEGINS TO FLOW. YOuR FuTuRE SELF SPENDS ALL HIS TIME BEING IN THE FuTuRE. HE PRIORITIZES BEING IN THE FuTuRE AND FIGHTING DRONES OVER PLAYING MY GAMES. YOuR PAST SELF SHOuLD CONSIDER THE COSTLY INDISCRETION OF YOuR FuTuRE SELF'S BEHAVIOR. BEHAVIOR WHICH ENTAILS BEING IN THE FuTuRE ALMOST AS MuCH AS NOT DOING WHATEVER I FuCKING TELL HIM TO. Dude, I'm sitting here with my stylus ready to go. Do you want me to draw you some porn or not. OH YES. YOu WILL DRAW ME MY PORNOGRAPHY, DIRK HuMAN STRIDER. I WILL HAVE MY POuND OF SMuT. ... I'm waiting. OR I WILL MuRDER MY SISTER. Gotcha. What'll it be. SHE WILL BE DEAD AND I WILL REJOICE WITH THE LIVELIEST LITTLE JIG YOu EVER SAW. HER PuTRID HARLEQuIN SLIME WILL LEAK FROM HER WOuNDS AND SOAK HER uGLY YELLOW ROBE. AND HER BODY. WILL BECOME A STuPID CORPSE. HER MOON BODY I MEAN. IT WILL MARK THE BEGINNING. AT LEAST. OF MY uLTIMATE VICTORY IN THIS GAME BETWEEN uS. BETWEEN ME AND HER. NOT ME AND YOu. DIRK LET'S PLAY A GAME. Dude, listen. I am perfectly willing to draw you some pornography. It doesn't need to be part of a game. You don't got to murder nobody. I WILL IF YOu DON'T DO WHAT I SAY. HOW VERY IRONIC. THAT A LIFE HANGS IN THE BALANCE. uPON YOuR WILLINGNESS TO DRAW ME SOME PORNOGRAPHY. THE VERY PORNOGRAPHY. WHICH YOu HAVE SPENT A LIFETIME DRAWING. IN YOuR SPARE TIME. BECAuSE YOu PRESuMABLY ENJOY DOING SO. How is that ironic? OH YES. HOW IRONIC IT IS INDEED. AND IT IS FuRTHER IRONIC. THAT THIS GAME IS IRONIC. IT IS THE VERY IRONY. WHICH YOu YOuRSELF HAVE SPENT A LIFETIME WALLOWING IN. AND uSING TO JuSTIFY INTERESTS AND BEHAVIORS. WHICH ARE DuMB AND CONFuSING. Whoa. Mindfuck. Seriously, should I just start drawing naked people or what. uH. NAKED PEOPLE? Yeah. Naked people doing it and stuff. You know. Porn. OH. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. AWFuL HORRIBLE BARF. NO. FuCK THAT NOISE. THERE WILL BE NO NuDITY. OR WHATEVER uNPLEASANT BEHAVIOR THAT PASSES FOR PROCREATIVE EXERCISE AMONG YOuR PEOPLE. WHAT I HAVE IN MIND IS SO MuCH MORE. SCANDALOuS..... Awesome. Lay it on me.
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