uu: Jeer Dirk.
undyingUmbrage [uu] began jeering timaeusTestified [TT] HELLO DIRK. GuESS WHAT I WANT TO PLAY. THAT'S RIGHT. A GAME. Not now. DIRK I WANT TO PLAY A GAME. DIRK. HELLO DIRK. LET'S PLAY A GAME. I'm busy. DIRK I DON'T THINK YOu uNDERSTAND. I WANT TO PLAY A FuCKING GAME WITH YOu. I WOuLD LIKE YOu TO DRAW ME SOME PORNOGRAPHY. Man, does it look like he can draw anything for you right now? WHO CARES. I AM NOT TALKING TO YOu. So what exactly is the game this time? To gauge his ability to draw naked people while fighting robots? THE GAME IS TO PRODuCE SOME VILE SMuT. THAT WILL BRING ME EROTIC ENJOYMENTS. And if he doesn't? THEN SOMEONE DIES FuCKER. I see. Do you want me to draw some? NO. YOu ARE AN IMPOSTOR. AN ARTIFICIAL BLOODLESS HEMOTYPING FRAuD. What? THERE IS NO HEART THAT BEATS INSIDE YOu. WITH PASSION FOR ILLuSTRATED DEBAuCHERY. AS CAN BE SAID OF TRuE MEN. YOu ARE FALSE AS THE RED YOu PAINT YOuR WORDS WITH. YOUR LIES ARE RED AS THE HERRING YOu REPRESENT. I... guess these burns are pretty sick? They are burns, right? It seems you may have just called me a fish. YOuR ATROCIOuS TALE IS FuLL OF SO MANY SHITTY RED HERRINGS. AND YOu ARE THE SHITTIEST. BY FAR. OH LOOK. THIS MAN IS NOT WHAT HE APPEARS TO BE. OR IS HE? NO HE'S GLASSES. THE MYSTERY IS SOLVED. WHO GIVES A FuCK. It sounds like you don't even know what a red herring is. BuLLSHIT. I AM BASICALLY THE MASTER OF ALL RED HERRINGS. THEY SWIM THROuGH MY VEINS. THIS WAY AND THAT. YOu HAVE TO BE VERY GOOD AT RED HERRINGS. WHEN YOu ARE AS GOOD AT GAMES AS ME. How does one even be "good at red herrings?" Are you saying you employ misdirection effectively? Because I have to say, dude. This has not been my observation. THAT'S A FuCKING LAuGH. YOu KNOW THE GAME I WANT TO PLAY? WITH REAL DIRK. IT HAS SuCH A PERFECT SHITTY TWIST ENDING!
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