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Ok dude shes here shoosh! I know. Oh man. Ummmm... What the fuck are you looking at me for? Say something to her, jackass. Okay i will i will youre distracting me though! Can you scoot over a bit? Oh my god. Fine. Hi there! Welcome! Er... Dont mind him hes just a brain clone of my best friend. I know that sounds crazy. Heh. Bro, she can't even see or hear me. You're making a fool of yourself. Wait she cant? Why didnt you tell me that!!! You are really throwing me off here. I don't know, I guess I didn't think you were going to have a neurotic meltdown at the sight of a girl. I thought you were supposed to know stuff like that seeing as you are LITERALLY MY BRAIN! God dammit, will you just chillax and woo this fucking ghost babe? How can i chillax when you keep talking to me its really disconcerting!!!!! You are totally embarrassing yourself, dude. You're talking to nobody. Man, I'm starting to feel bad for spider ghost. Look at her, she's getting uncomfortable. Shhhh just SHUT UP i cant THINK! You are being so lame, I don't care if I'm a figment of your imagination or not, I can't take this bullshit. Either you get your shit together and put the moves on this dead space vixen or I start fucking with your cortex and make you pop a dream boner. OH GOD NO DONT YOU DARE!!!!!!!!! You don't think I'll do it? NO PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DO NOT GIVE ME A BONER DIRK!!! Sorry Jake. The plan's in motion. Next stop, Boner City. SO THAT WAS THE PLAN ALL ALONG??? TO GIVE ME A BONER??? And you ... ... ... ... Got one. YOU MOTHER FUCKER! OH... OH TEE HEE A FALSE ALARM I SEE VERY FUNNY COOL GUY! I THINK YOU ARE FULL OF SHIT! YOURE BLUFFING YOU DONT EVEN HAVE THE POWER TO GIVE ME A PHANTASMAL ERECTION! Jake, please. Members of the juggalo party aren't the only ones who can pitch a big tent. THEN GO AHEAD! MAKE MY FUCKING DAY! IM READY FOR YOU. YOU THINK IM AFRAID? ILL TAKE YOUR BONER MAGIC LIKE A MAN! IM NOT ASHAMED! I WILL STAND TALL AND PROUD AT FULL MAST IN FRONT OF THIS PRETTY ALIEN! DO YOUR WORST YOU BASTARD!!!!! This is so stupid. You are out of your mind. And this is coming from your mind itself. I can't even watch this, I'm out of here. WELL GOOD RIDDANCE TO IRONIC HIPSTER DOUCHEWAD RUBBISH IS WHAT I HAVE TO SAY ABOUT THAT! I wonder what Jack's up to right now. WHAT? I mean... what? Whos jack? Just talk to the girl, ok? You have some damage control to do.
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