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That boorish cur!!! Yes, that's exactly the phrase I would use to describe someone responsible for the extermination of five billion people. It was just so uncivilized of him. How could such an atrocity be allowed to happen? Was his personal magnetism really that overwhelming? Maybe overwhelming in the wrong direction, yeah. But it didn't happen overnight. It was a gradual decline in the integrity of the system that allowed it. Eventually the wheels came off and the political scene mirrored the absurdity of the media circus. By the time Presidents Jay and Dope were elected, western civilization had officially fucked itself over forever, and I think everyone knew it. Oh no. When does that happen? 2024. The last free election the world would ever see. So like... They were on the ticket together? As president and vice president? No, man. They were both president. They were the first Dual-Presidents of the United States of America. Also the last. They were also the first and last juggalo presidents. The founding fathers warned us about this, but nobody listened. They did? Warned us about what exactly? The Mirthful Executives. George Washington had prophetic nightmares about them. He tried to warn people, and get language amended to the constitution to prevent it. Like forbidding the election of what he famously described as "a pair of salty bards," or "unruly jesters given to the sweet drink." But everyone just thought he toked too hard on the colonial cannabis or whatever. Im not sure i follow. These are like clown presidents or such? Yes. They were a shitty rap duo from your time. But they ran a hell of a campaign. By then the juggalo party had gotten huge. While the numerous other candidates split the moderate vote, they retained a very energized and devoted base. You could say their party had a big tent. Dirk i really dislike the future you are describing. Hey me too. They were swept into office on a wave of Faygo, and the presidential inauguration was the biggest Gathering of the Juggalos of all time. They all hosed each other down on the Whitehouse lawn with shitty soda. The "D.C." in the capital thereafter officially stood for "Dark Carnival." Of course their campaign was helped considerably by having support from the Baroness. In retrospect, people developed the impression that it was all a part of her sick sense of humor. There was this sense that she just loved the idea of delegating the extreme subjugation of the world's population to a pair of demented clown rappers. Some have speculated this was just another way she was attempting to resurrect her previous model of governance, though this seems kinda far fetched to me. Who the fuck ever heard of an alien juggalo? To me this is about as stupid as the crackpot theories get.
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