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Well, like I said. She was raised by the Baroness. It was probably a worse childhood than either of us had. She wasn't related obviously. Ain't nobody's related to a damn fish alien. Except other fish aliens probably. She had an adoptive brother too. Life must have been miserable for both of them. Yes i vaguely remember her mentioning him. Cripes the things she told me now that i think about it. She said the witch even killed her dog! Is that true? I don't know, but wouldn't doubt it. There are other urban legends that she did a lot of experiments on animals and people. Mostly to do with mind control. Like figuring out ways to unlock all of her psychic alien potential, to increase her power. Not sure if that's true, or if it was actually successful though. So what youre saying is pretty much any unspeakably horrible thing she could have done she probably did? Yes. Anyway, your grandma managed to run away when she was quite young. Maybe it was a traumatic event like dog murder that prompted her to flee, who knows. Whatever the case, her bro stayed behind. The guy must have been seriously immune to witnessing fucked up shit, because he went on to be a famous comedian. A real kindly old cornball. A nicer guy you couldn't hope to meet, they say. Haha wow. Must have been a hell of a guy. So... You're not making any connections there? Where? Huh? Famous comedian, about the age of your grandma, inheriting the family name of the Baroness... Not ringing a bell? What are you talking about! Dirk stop speaking in riddles and keep telling the story i am on tenterhooks here! Ok, well it's not like it's that important. Just a super obvious thing that'll probably occur to you later when you're looking in the fridge you don't have, at which point you'll feel like an idiot. Oh my god you can be one opaque motherfucker just clue me in bro! Nah, it'll be funnier this way. STRIIIIIIDEEEERRRRRRRR!!!!! Moving on.
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