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Oh theres not much more to it. I had to deal with grandmas body. I would have loved to give her a proper and dignified memorial like janes granddad got. God jane is so lucky every day in her household must be like weekend at bernies! What a riot it must be im so jealous. Yeah, what a fucking treat. A living room corpse party every goddamn day. I know right!!! Alas i had to dispose of the body with haste so the monsters wouldnt eat her. So i just made a little camp fire and burned it. I keep the ashes deep in the ruins which is where i think she liked it best. Hopefully there isnt an earthquake or something that would knock the urn over in a predictable and hilarious fashion. No way man. I'd bet my bottom boonbuck that shit's eternally safe. That urn's like the Fort Knox of standing upright forever because of no accidents. Heheh yeah. So then after camping out the next day i went exploring and found my room globe mostly intact sitting in the jungle so thats where i lived since. And thats pretty much it! I sure miss my grandma though she was the best. She was definitely very brave, if the stories are true. Downright audacious, I'd say. What did you hear?
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