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Even drones were replaced with robotic versions. I imagine they were just easier to produce and control, since she'd given up hope of perfectly mirroring her own civilization in all its convoluted symbiotic glory. But not without a good fight, and not without taking her frustrations out on the human population. She attempted to enforce "blood casting" through efforts to genetically alter people's blood color. That was an ugly chapter. Lotta fuckin' people died from that debacle. Over the last four hundred years, the population just got smaller and smaller from these atrocities piling up. But she clearly didn't give a shit. All the while, the amount of dry land kept shrinking due to the gradual flooding. Soon there was hardly anywhere left to live, and then, that was that. No more people. Damn. Wait... Flooding? Oh. Yeah, I probably should have mentioned this up front. One of the first things she did while in power was begin melting the ice caps. It took a while, but eventually the whole world flooded. That's how it is now. It's totally soaked up in this bitch. Wow like the epic kevin costner film? Almost exactly. Especially by the same degree of shittiness. Oh man does that mean you have to drink your own pee?????? You get used to the taste. Welcome it, even. That takes about 15 days in a row of hard piss drinking though. Ewwwwwwwwwwww no dude. No ew. :( Relax, I don't drink any goddamn piss, ok? Oh ok. Whew. I guess your lusis droid thingy sees to it that you have fresh water? Nope. Those stopped being a thing a long time ago too, once humans went extinct. Oh i thought... Hm. Well who raised you then? Nobody, man. I raised my damn self. ! Jesus christofer kringlefucker and here i thought i was rugged! You're still pretty rugged. You're just a fucking dork about it. Thats true. I guess I did have Cal looking after me. Let's not discount the rad service of the C-man, ok? Heaven forbid. And what about roxy?
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