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Tavros, this fucking sucks. wHAT, What do you mean, "wHAT,"? For starters, that completely horri8le shared 8ody resurrection 8ullshit that just happened. You were there, remem8er? That's kind of the point! oH, yEAH, i DON'T KNOW, iT WASN'T SO BAD, i THINK MAYBE WE WERE OVERREACTING, aBOUT BEING ONE PERSON? Overreacting my ass! What a nightmare. It's still making my ghostly skin crawl just thinking a8out it. nO, i THINK i'VE DECIDED, yOU'RE BEING UNREASONABLE, iT WAS COOL BEING ALIVE AGAIN FOR A WHILE, aS A STRANGE UNSETTLING MUTANT, iF WE DIDN'T EXPLODE OURSELF SO FAST, iT COULD HAVE BEEN AN ADVENTURE, mAYBE, Oh, sure. That's easy for you to say. You weren't the one getting the short end of the shared personality stick! May8e if your personality was as much an upgrade to mine as mine was to yours, I would have 8een cool with it too. yOU MIGHT BE RIGHT, aCTUALLY IT WAS PRETTY NEAT, What? gETTING TO FEEL ALL THE AMAZING SELF ESTEEM YOU GET TO FEEL, i DIDN'T REALLY KNOW WHAT IT FELT LIKE, i MOSTLY ONLY KNEW WHAT THE PRETEND KIND WAS LIKE, sO, tHANK YOU FOR LETTING ME FEEL THAT, i GUESS, Hahahaha. You're welcome! Now that you mention it, may8e there was a silver lining to that freak show. Someone else finally got a chance to feel first hand how gr8 it is 8eing me! yEAH, iT MUST BE PRETTY GREAT OVERALL, sO, aSIDE FROM BEING PARTIALLY ME, bRIEFLY, hOW HAVE YOU BEEN? Ok. Dead mostly. yES, mE TOO, Yeah. Hey, sorry a8out that 8y the way. aBOUT WHAT, A8out killing you! It wasn't very cool of me. oH, rIGHT, i ALMOST FORGOT THAT EVEN HAPPENED, How could you forget? Haven't you 8een pissed off at me a8out it? nO, i MEAN, iT WAS PRETTY MUCH MY FAULT, i THINK, i ATTACKED YOU WITH MY BOGUS SELF ESTEEM, aND i PAID THE ULTIMATE PRICE, No, you idiot! That's not what happened at all. I sta88ed you through the chest 8ecause I was 8eing a huge 8itch! i MEAN, iT WAS A LONG TIME AGO, bUT THAT'S NOT REALLY HOW i REMEMBER IT, Ugh, stop 8eing so stupid. That's so stupid! nO, yOU'RE STUPID, You are such a pain in the ass when you're dead. Let's just agree it was my fault and drop it. nO, bUT OKAY, Man, 8eing dead is such a drag. I don't know if I can deal with this shit anymore! i THINK IT'S ALRIGHT, Oh come on. It's so 8oring! What a completely pointless and hollow existence this is. And if the existential malaise wasn't 8ad enough, now I have to 8e constantly watching out for that fucking orange guy. oRANGE GUY? The orange guy! Haven't you seen him? nO,
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