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remember how you told me how karkat kept sort of trying to set you up with rose? yes. you told me this on more than one occasion if i recall! what is your point! well, i have kind of wondered to myself if you kept bringing that up because on some level you wanted that to be true... oh man. jade, listen. at this point i could not give less of a rat's ass about romancey stuff! i would rather just play some games, and chill out for several years on this magical flying boat. is that too much to ask? not at all! that is perfectly fine when i catch up with our buddies, i'm sure i will give rose a nice, FRIENDLY hug. aww whereas i will offer dave a tender bro embrace, and shove karkat down a flight of friendship stairs. heheheheh but that is IT. it's all very complicated and bothersome, jade. what? you know. matters of the heart. *snicker* ok, you may laugh at my choice of words, but it is true. it's really befuddling and distracting when you are on a major quest to make universes out of frogs. who even needs it? i guess you have a point like... you remember that troll girl who was sort of into me? mm hm well, ok. that seemed like a pretty big deal at the time! it really seemed like she liked me, but also, she was *probably* insane? like, i mean, in a trollish, murderous kind of way. yikes but craziness notwithstanding, i didn't really know what to think. i guess i thought she was cool at the time. i was honestly kind of flummoxed about it. but the point is, when all was said and done, that was just some stuff that happened over one day, which was a whole year ago already. i barely even remember what we talked about. by the time we meet up, she probably won't give a shit about me at all. which, let's face it, is probably for the best. ..... i think we make things more meaningful in our head when they're happening than they really are. like realistically? there were probably a lot of things that went on that day that didn't mean that much. like remember how you said you thought karkat was getting this silly angry crush on you? that was just my hunch yeah. i mean, do you really think after three years he is still going to have the rage hots for you? i sincerely doubt it at least i hope not ._. i don't think even he is that crazy. anyway, my point is, who even cares about all that? romance and dating are dumb and boring. we are legendary heroes, and we have bigger fish to fry. like that smug fatass over there on the horizon. he sure looks pleased with himself. just look at him, he thinks he is the undisputed king of that mountain or something. that is so outrageous follow me so we can seize the high ground against this hideous ocean dwelling marshmallow man, and steal all of his treasure. after you!
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