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jade. that is absolutely the shittiest ghost buster i have ever seen. no way! yes. it is so yes way. hes adorable, what are you even talking about? jade, i thought you were going to take this game seriously. that is not a serious ghost buster. no ghost could possibly fear that thing. i dont want ghosts to be afraid of him i want to make friends with some ghosts if at all possible it is not possible, ghosts are known to be cruel and mischievous. they will not want to befriend your fox man, they will only want to cover him in slime and then fly away. i really think you should consider redesigning him. nope. im keeping him :p ok, well, if you want to turn our squad into a fucking joke, then that's your business. shut up or ill give him a pink jumpsuit! argh! but seriously, those head swap options are for such noobs, i feel it's only fair to warn you. i think i will manage to survive the embarrassment in front of a bunch of salamanders and crocodiles ok, fine. you get a pass, but only because you yourself are a furry. thank you *snicker* what? nothing is someone messaging you through the game? hehe who is it? pffff! dammit, jade... its davesprite, hes playing too oh. don't tell him any of our strategies. he is the enemy! we have strategies? um... ok, first, tell him we have strategies. then, don't tell him them. hahahahahahaha oh god. what is it now? did you know... davesprite is a funny guy? meh, he's alright i guess. i give most of his jokes a passing grade. sometimes as high as a solid b+! i just told him you said that that's fine, he and i keep no secrets. davesprite says to tell you "youre basically welcome for being born 14 years ago and 1 year ago you ungrateful douche" oh, like him taking credit for my existence isn't so old by now! hey, jade... why do you still call him davesprite? um because he is davesprite? i just call him dave. isn't that easier? i mean, he IS dave after all... right? well yeah but hes kinda different from dave pshh, he is so not different. dude is just a magical orange dave with wings! and also says caw sometimes. i know but there are other differences...
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