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OK, LOOK I'M NOWHERE NEAR YOUR PRECIOUS STUPID CAPE. JUST LISTEN. BEFORE YOU GO OFF TO SNOG TEREZI IN YOUR IDIOTIC LITTLE VILLAGE OF NUTRITION CYLINDERS, HEAR ME OUT. man you are so overblowing this BUT I DON'T THINK THAT I AM! yeah you are you have some idea about us or what were getting up to so weve done a few things together to pass the time so what i dont even think you could call them dates or anything what the fuck would even qualify as a date on this gross dark meteor DAVE, CAN WE JUST CUT THE SHIT? I AM NOT AN IMBECILE. YOU ARE BOTH PLAINLY TIPPING INTO FLUSHED TERRITORY IRRESPECTIVE OF ENVIRONMENTAL FACTORS OR WHATEVER LAME CONDITIONS IT IS HUMANS BELIEVE TO BE OPTIMAL FOR PURSUING A MATESPRITSHIP. ANYONE CAN SEE THAT, IT'S THE SHITTIEST KEPT SECRET ON THIS METEOR. PROBABLY EVEN THE FUCKING MAYOR GETS IT, AND LET'S FACE IT, HE'S A LITTLE SLOW. DO YOU REALLY THINK YOU COULD PULL THE WOOLBEAST MATERIAL OVER THE EYES OF A HARDENED VETERAN OF ROMANTIC STUDIES? we have one of those??? I HAVE SEEN THOUSANDS OF TROLL ROMANCE FILMS, EACH DEALING WITH TOPICS FAR MORE SUBTLE AND COMPLEX THAN YOUR PEDESTRIAN HUMAN MIND COULD EVER GRASP. AND IN CASE YOU'VE FORGOTTEN, I'VE ALREADY WATCHED HUNDREDS OF YOUR MORE PRIMITIVE BUT MODERATELY ENTERTAINING ROMANCE FILMS. REMEMBER HOW I DOWNLOADED A FUCK TON OF THEM AFTER DISCOVERING YOUR SPECIES? I AM A CURIOUS MAN, DAVE, YOU COULD LEARN FROM ME. yeah i remember havent you only watched a bunch of shitty dane cook movies on infinite loop since we left YOU'RE SEVERELY EXAGGERATING, BUT YES I HAVE SAMPLED HIS WORK. dude you know youre only pretending to be a huge fan of his bullshit to piss me off AGAIN LOOK AT HOW SELF ABSORBED YOU'RE BEING!!! I HAPPEN TO THINK HE HAS A BRILLIANT COMEDIC MIND, FOR A HUMAN. hrnngngnngghhhh it turns out that exact sentence is my one weakness you win bro you got your girl back OH SHUT UP. I AM NOT HERE TO DEBATE YOU ON THE FINER POINTS OF CINEMA, OR TO "GET MY GIRL BACK." HOW DESPERATE DO YOU THINK I AM? I'M ACTUALLY HERE TO DO THE OPPOSITE. I WANTED TO TELL YOU I'M TOTALLY OK WITH IT. oh ok then BUT JUST LISTEN, AND TRY TO KEEP AN OPEN MIND. I KNOW THAT'S HARD FOR YOU. HERE, PLEASE TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
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