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dunno but i was just leaving NOT SO FAST STRIDER, THIS HEAVILY CONCERNS YOU. IT CONCERNS YOU EXCLUSIVELY IN FACT. WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING? just stepping out to do a thing which is not your business LIKE MY INFLAMED QUAKING GALLSPHINCTER IT'S NOT. TELL ME, ARE YOU BY ANY CHANCE GOING TO HAVE SOME COMPANY WHEN YOU STEP OUT TO DO THIS "THING?" NOTICE THE TWO HEAVILY DRAMATIZED "ENCLOSURE TALONS" SURROUNDING THAT WORD, WHICH I AM SCORNFULLY PANTOMIMING WITH MY OWN TWO HANDS, AS PRESENTLY BEING DEMONSTRATED FOR YOU. yeah sure OH?? WHO WOULD THAT BE MAY I ASK? well probably the mayor hes usually down for whatever I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT THE FUCKING MAYOR, AND YOU FUCKING KNOW IT. hey dont be saying shit about the mayor the mayor rules hes like my best fucking friend HE'S NOT A MAYOR. HE'S THE MAYOR OF FUCKSTICK JUNCTION LOCATED SMACK DAB IN THE MIDDLE OF PRETEND ASS NOWHERE. hes a mayor you douche his thing says mayor IT SAYS "MAYO" AND HE WROTE THE "R" HIMSELF. HE'S AT BEST A MAYO. AND WHO EVER HEARD OF A MAYO? IT'S EVERY BIT AS IMAGINARY AS HIS IDENTITY AS AN ELECTED OFFICIAL. no mayo is like grub sauce but without grubs WHO THE FUCK EVER HEARD OF GRUB SAUCE WITHOUT GRUBS??? WHAT'S IT MADE OF THEN GENIUS! like uh i dunno its white and it just sort of exists you dont ask about mayo thats not what you do with mayo ISN'T IT FUNNY HOW QUICKLY YOUR BULLSHIT UNRAVELS WHEN SOMEONE INTELLIGENT ACTUALLY HOLDS YOU ACCOUNTABLE?? YOU ARE FUCKING BUSTED STRIDER. YOU ARE BUSTED ABOUT "MAYO" AND YOU ARE BUSTED ABOUT TEREZI. hahaha you are pathetic this is why you all stormed in here out of breath what did you actually sprint all the way across the meteor to tell me this WHAT I DO WITH MY LEGS AND HOW FAST I MOVE THEM IS MY BUSINESS YOU SHIT. yeah and what i do with mine is mine watch me make them make me leave I SAID STAY YOUR ASS PUT, WE'RE TALKING HERE. dude dont touch my cape ... huh WHAT i cant believe i seriously just said dude dont touch my cape to somebody and was serious about it
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