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You would find it less disconcerting if the players were alternate versions of us? man at least im used to dealing with alt daves ive been fuck deep in alt daves before its a goddamn delight if you want to know the truth but i dont even know what to think about... What? Meeting a deceased figure of authority as a peer? lets not even talk about it ok can we slow down this meteor delay the meetup maybe fight jack for a little while I honestly thought you would find the idea exciting. I know I'm looking forward to it. but your mom was just a nice alcoholic spinster who liked wizards who you complained about for no reason she wasnt anything like an untouchable master of irony who could replace the meat in your sandwich before it even occurred to you what the fuck you were chewing let me ask you this did your mom ever wiggle a puppet in your face even ONCE Not that I recall. But anecdotes like that just make me more curious to meet him, personally. fine well you can be on bro duty then ill be the ambassador to your mom and no that wasnt actually meant as the sick burn it sounded like She's your mom too, though. yeah i know ill be the ambassador to my mom then that sounds pretty stupid when i say it that way whatever ill be the fuckin one man welcome wagon for the john and jade teen old people and also our mom thats the plan so when we finally see them we can get our shit into formation like trained acrobats like ill blow a whistle and we make a human pyramid got it that way we can totally avoid anything awkward You do realize we've seen her already, right? what when Months ago. In a dream. She was floating along in Derse pajamas, asleep. wait that was her Yes. oh huh ..... You're wondering why I didn't tell you? no You're specifically wondering why I wasn't forthcoming with an answer to your question at the time, "hey who was that choice babe in the pajamas?" god fucking dammit You don't find it nostalgic at all? Retracing the steps of some of our Freudian semi-blunders in conversations past? no what a load of shit stuff said between you and me before we knew we were related we both know that was a lot of horseplay bullfuckery between like smartass 10 year olds or whatever you cant seriously have taken any of that seriously ;) ugh dont ever do that all these fuckin momtraps and sistertraps what a joke i hope skaia gets to have a good laugh over shit like this wait i forgot skaia doesnt laugh it just "sees" and "knows" its like a huge blue perv thats mad jazzed for kidcest What Are You People Even Talking About ;) dont you wink at her kanaya heres a protip that wink meant jack dick shes just being weird I Feel As Though This Conversation Has Utterly Outmaneuvered My Constructive Involvement Im Going To Go yeah im pretty much ollying outie too got some shit to attend to after you
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