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oh ok there it goes two hot revitalizing cups of shitty coffee fresh out of the weird pod why do we even drink this shit i guess just cause this thing is here like somehow the temptation is even stronger because the coffee sucks? dunno how the fuck that works wish there was such a thing as apple juice on troll world could go for a bottle of aj i wonder if theres any booze squirreled away on this meteor kinda feels like we should be drinking our asses off here no adults nothing to do thats what you do without adults right get wasted all the time? wait what the fuck am i saying trolls dont even have adults well they do but theyre all in outer space being insane badasses i guess they do have the stupid nanny monsters do the monsters give a shit if they get wasted Are you talking to us? what We can't even hear you mumbling over there. oh How's that coffee coming? off the shit is how all being like in cups and everything Be sure it makes it to the table before it accumulates that strange unctuous film on the surface.
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