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anyone seen terezi around No. Why? we were gonna do a thing but shes not around and not answering my messages on any one of the probably ten thousand computers lying around that they would show up on A thing? yes a thing I see. shut up what about you have you seen her No Have You Seen Gamzee are you serious of course not i havent seen that guy at all since the first day we got here not once Yeah I Know talk about an elusive juggalo probably like the shyest fuckin juggalo of all time im pretty sure only karkats seen him dont expect him to rat him out either because of the "morail" junk moirail? mwah rail... alien words I Wouldnt Expect Him To I Wouldnt Even Ask It Would Be Really Bad Form To Ask Him That yeah i mean i bet you think youre imparting some really obscure cultural fact about trolls but really if a human said to another human "hey man can you tell me where your best clown friend is hiding so i can go chainsaw him to death" just fyi that would probably be bad form too Okay i dunno its been a year already i think hes really intent on hiding and hanging on to those dead bodies hes probably scared to death of you at this point anyway maybe you should just let it go Hmm rose back me up I try to stay out of troll interpersonal politics. interpersonal wait are you saying this is like a spade quadrant thing is she trying to be his kismet fish I'm saying no such thing! well if she hates him isnt that what that means Dave, don't be a dick. You're embarrassing her. haha no im not shes cool look shes being cool about it Im Being Cool About It see???? Its Not Like That I Just Want To Find Him And At Least Wound Him Somewhat yeah see i knew there had to be a perfectly harmless and unerotic explanation (shh!) No See Im Explaining This Badly All Im Saying Is Basically Just Fuck That Guy
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