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SHE'S NOT MY SISTER. WE DON'T GOT SISTERS. IT'S NOT A THING. DON'T DRAG uS THROuGH YOuR NASTY HuMAN FAMILIAL MuD. OF COuRSE I'M GOING TO PLAY. I WAS JuST SAYING I WOuLDN'T. YOu KNOW. TO FuCK WITH HER AND MAKE HER CRY. LIKE I HAVE A CHOICE. BuT TO PLAY. HOW ELSE AM I GOING TO GET OFF THIS DESOLATE ROCK? YOu THINK I WANT TO STAY HERE? JuST HANG AROuND. TIL I JOIN THE HuNDRED BILLION CORPSES FERTILIZING THE SOIL? I see. No, didn't think so. I was just curious. HuMAN CuRIOSITY IS CONTEMPTIBLE. SHE SHARES THAT WITH YOu. AND I CAN'T FuCKING STAND IT. Gotcha. You sure seem to hate us, but I notice it doesn't stop you from talking to us frequently. Or at least to me. Surely there must be at least one of our virtues you admire. YES. AMBITION. THAT'S THE ONLY GOOD ONE. AND I THINK YOu GOT THAT. WHICH IS MAYBE WHY. YOu'RE THE ONLY ONE I CAN PuT uP WITH FOR ANY DuRATION? LET'S CALL IT A GRuDGING RESPECT. WHICH IS THE ONLY KIND THAT'S EVEN WORTH A FuCK. I'll take that as a rare overture of friendship. NO. DON'T. So, do you even know how this is going to work? WHAT. Your session. Can you even really have a session with only two players? SHE SAYS YOu CAN. AND SHE LIKES TO THINK SHE'S THE EXPERT. PERSONALLY? I DON'T CARE. MAYBE IT'S AGAINST THE RuLES. WHAT WE'RE DOING. I JuST WANT TO GET IN THERE. AND JuST. FuCK. SHIT. uP. Yeah. I sensed that was your plan. Which is kind of what I'm talking about. How can you win like that? I thought the point was to cooperate with your coplayers to achieve an objective. Not compete with them or try to kill them. I don't think we've had one conversation where you didn't express the desire to kill her. I GuESS WE'LL JuST HAVE TO SEE. WON'T WE? I THINK THIS IS PROBABLY A DIFFERENT KIND OF SESSION. ONE WHERE THE PLAYERS FIGHT FOR SuPREMACY. RATHER THAN WORK TOGETHER. I THINK THAT IT MuST BE THAT WAY. BECAuSE THAT IS HOW I WANT IT TO BE. AND IF I WANT SOMETHING TO BE TRuE HARD ENOuGH. THEN THAT MAKES IT SLIGHTLY MORE ABSOLuTELY IRREFuTABLE. ARE YOu FEELING ME, FuCKER? Maybe you're right. But since that's how you feel now, maybe the truth is that the game is challenging you to overcome those feelings? What if your real quest is to put aside your differences and work together, if you want to both survive, and grow as a person? NO. NO. NO. NO. FuCK THAT SHIT. HuMAN FuCK THAT SHIT. NOT EVEN ALIEN FuCK THAT SHIT. SO YOu CAN uNDERSTAND BETTER. THE KIND OF FuCKING OF THE SHIT THAT'S GOING ON. HuMAN FuCK IT SO MuCH. SO HARD, AND SO ANGRILY. Yeah, I didn't think you'd dig that idea. Just puttin' it out there. HOW ABOuT YOu SHuT uP? AND GET ON THE ROOF. AND TAKE YOuR FuCKING PuNISHMENT. NOW WHERE THE HELL IS YOuR GHASTLY JuJu. GO GET IT. AND HuRRY uP. My juju?
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