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Are you listening my friend??? Ill have you know my ass was straightup served ice cold. My savaged caboose has been catered to impeccably. Not unlike that of a gentleman stranded on an island inhabited by a race of indigenous butlers. I hope the far fetched scenario i have described has adequately communicated the severity of my robotic buttwhoopin! Does this mean i passed the test or whatever the fuck. Can your robot drop the bullshit and give me the uranium now or what? Dirk??? Where the frig are you? I'm afraid Dirk can't hear you right now, Jake. Aw nuts.
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