Jane: Answer Roxy.
ALART ALART ARLART AL*ERT AL*ART!!!!! hugely important cornespondence paging doctor crocker rolal to docrock :? heh heh paging bet you would like to get PAGED huh jane *sweet innuendo I'm not sure that qualifies as innuendo at all. wonkwonkwonkwonkwonk I honestly think you misspell things intentionally more often than not, regardless of blood alcohol content. You just typed wonk five times in a row! i have only junst begun to wonk What is this urgent thing about, anyway? Is it about your boobytrap? Because you're too late. It already blew up my whole bedroom, thank you very much. no no i mean i still feel shitty about that but its not abiout that i know you already ran it i been talking to the shades Yes, me too. Right now in fact, and I'm in a bit of a hurry! What is this about? What are you even doing? im in the lab doing a thing with my cat but that doesnt matter i was doing some thingkin and was still feeling guilty about fuckin up ur computer and all of the sudden im in bff~ath mode here so i gotta tell you something u need to know before its too late Before what's too late? you and jake hookin up stupid! Oh my god. this is about turnin all your steamydreamz in to STEAMAY REALTITIES ***realities lolo This isn't happening now... whereins jc + je kiss & hug loads and start turnin out big heaps of wrigglers the old fashioned way<3<3,3,3<338O!!!! i cant decide whether this mental image porcolating here is hot as shit or cute as fuck...... No! Cease your lascivious porcolating at once! Roxy, I can see you're set on just wasting more of my time. I understand if you don't wish to play this game, but please try not to interfere with those of us who do! no no im fine with playing just shut up this is serious you need to tell him how u feel VERY SOON or you might miss your chance My chance? What are you talking about? i found out today taht dirks gonna make a move A move? You mean, a romantic one? yes On you? omfffgggggg JANE GET A CLUE Um. On me? no no my dear sweet janey not on you ON JAKE!!! Oh. Ohhh. I didn't think... That... Hrm. Are you sure? p sure ask glasses if u want Well then. This is quite a development. Poor Dirk! what do you mean Well, surely when he reveals his feelings, Jake will... ?? I mean... He couldn't possibly... wut repriprocate? Yes? why not Because Jake is not a homosexual! mm hm are u suuuuuure??? Are you saying he is? nope Then what are you saying? im saying that i dont fuckin know But... I thought it reasonable to presume he takes a shining to ladies. He does speak fondly of certain females from his favorite films, does he not? true that but how much does that really mean here jane can you be totes sure on account a some dorky moive crushes Well, now I just don't know. You have me completely bamboozled about this. What do you think? all im saying is my gaydar is like the exanct fuckin poposite of urs which is to say it is better than completety nonexistant mine is so sensitive it has been used to sweep the ocean floor for mythical sea monsters turns out all of those monsters are SO gay truth B) Okay. Then what does your acute seabeast scanner make of Jake, then? thats what im sayin i really have no idea kid is a goggamn egnigma hes as hard 2 read as fine print and how i do mean FIIINE ;) Oh brother. Then, your guess is as good as mine? I'm not sure what I'm supposed to conclude from this. youre supposed to concluce that you SAID you were going to believe anything i said today remember?? Yes. But you just said you don't know!!! exactly therefore you must believe me when i say if dirk lets on all his feelins there is at least a CHANCE jake will go like DERP OK DUDE LETS MAKE OUT and that means poor jane is screwed without ever even throwing her filthy old fedora in the ring it is a ring i lke ot call TEH ENGLISH SPEEPSTAKES and if u dont youll regret it and i mean OFFICIALLY? i cant have a horse in the race wait bad metaphor ebcause of dirk and his fucking horstes n/m like you are both my friends and im not out to mess him up or anything but i kinda owe it to you as my friend to let you know whats up and also to get you to stop being such a WORLD CHAMPIAN TIGHTASS and let jake know Oh, not this tightass baloney again. jane What? jaane.. ... jc your are the tightassiest tightass who ever tightened up an ass No way! We settled this, remember? My prior resolution made it definitive; I was to be regarded as exceedingly permissive in certain respects! jane i am afraid that ur bottom is a stubborn clam guarding priceless treasure and a deadly secret So ridiculous. >:P im not saying be an idiot and start gushing at him incoherentry but do SOMETHING say how u feel or flirst a bit or ask him out on a date inside the fuckin game or such goddamn ANYTHING other that a bunch of bullshitty pining and tightassy NOTHING you have to do what i say u promised I promised to BELIEVE what you say, not DO it! those 2 things are prespicely the same shit If I agree to say something, will you stop tormenting me…
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