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i think their romantic practices are particUlarly esoteric. actUally, i have written hUndreds of pages examining the striking differences between hUman and troll romance, as well as reprodUctive habits, as the comparison makes for a marveloUs case stUdy in xenobiocUltUral differences. as long as i am sharing specUlation with yoU, perhaps yoU woUld like to read my essays? i coUld even paste each page right here in sUccession, and allow yoU to read them back to back to back to back to back to back! ^u^ Oh hell no. ah. yes, yoU're right of coUrse. i'm probably getting carried away as UsUal. forgive my enthUsiasm, it's jUst that i so rarely have anyone to talk to who shares my passion for these matters. certainly not my cUrmUdgeonly coplayer. >:U I mean, not that all that stuff wouldn't be fascinating to pore through, on some level. But we kind of have things to do here. Remember you were gonna take a nap? by jove, the nap!!! yes, i really mUst secUre a bit of shUteye. By jove? Oh my lord. yoUr lord? what... do yoU mean by that exactly? :u Nothin'. Hang on, though. Before you go, You never did give me any actual advice on my situation. With the dead agent, and my blown cover. oh, right! i woUld look at it this way. yoU are moments away from beginning yoUr session, yes? Sure. and yoU have already spent a long time gathering intelligence Unbeknownst to the aUthorities. how mUch more do yoU expect to accUmUlate even if yoU coUld stay Undetected? and how mUch strategic advantage is left to gain by delaying yoUr discovery for mUch longer? I don't know. i say the time to make a stand is now! to hell with the dersite tossers. make yoUr presence known. let them see that the prince is awake, and make it abUndantly clear what that means. perhaps it is their tUrn to be nervoUs? to cower in the shadows and live in Uncertainty? Hmm. that is my advice. do with it as yoU will. now i'm off to get some rest. u_u with any lUck, the next time we convene, both of oUr adventUres will be well Under way. cheerio! You know, I'm not sure anyone ever actually says cheerio. uranianUmbra [UU] ceased cheering timaeusTestified [TT] Unless they're pretending to be British. Oh whatever.
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